johnny rods

A device used by a gynecologist for examining patients.

Dr.Bush instructed Ms.Cherry to relax & place her legs upon the johnny rods.

by Springer94 July 05, 2007

Lightning rod

While barefoot, drag your feet through thick carpet, and then touch the tip of your erect penis to the vaginal lips of your partner, creating a static shock.

I gave this chick the lightning rod by accident and she freaked out.

by Dan Rich, courtesy of Joe Grecz January 28, 2006

rod of correction

A penis, the male sexual organ.

Hail thee Rod of Correction,
You have our affection,
To you we show predilection,
Hail thee Rod of Correction

by Iblisatan January 21, 2007

Rod Liddle

Rhyming slang for a 'piddle'.

"Hang around, will you, I'm desperate for a Rod Liddle."

by GlenDragon April 17, 2009

Lightning Rod

Somebody who takes the heat for everybody else. A scapegoat; a boogeyman.

Portnoy: “Some would say you’re the lightning rod. Would you agree?”
Trump: “Sometimes it’s for a purpose.”

by JesusIsKing8 July 27, 2020

Blazing the rod

Can be used to describe a tingling feeling in the penile area and you getting horny for blaze rods up your ass which acoording to calculations should be about 40 cm's long and 2 meters in width.

Ya know fam, just Blazing the rod

by VenomGaming661 November 29, 2019

rod smoker

Someone who sucks dick on a regular basis. A dirty slapper, a person who likes to smoke bone.

Look at becky over there, flirting again. she s such a rod smoker!

by stwatty June 15, 2014