Putt Wee

A word used to fill space in a sentence, or a silence
no exact definition, but it is fun as hell to say
just say out loud once, you'll be hooked

person 1: Yesterday I ate a delicious melon...
person 2: Putt Wee!
person 1: That comment added nothing to the conversation, but it sounded funny...

by Forgis McFludge May 24, 2006

putter

n. A loud middle-aged or elderly man usually found in pubs, betting shops, municipal golf courses, flea markets and bus rallies throughout the UK. The word 'putter' in this sense has origins in 'punter' and of course an old putter will 'putt around' - invariably getting in everone's way in the process.

Putters usually follow a traditional dress: Cap or trilby hat, golf attire, blazers, flasher-macs and unfashionable spectacles. They are very traditional in their views and despite their generally working class origins, they will vote Conservative.

Putters love to whistle- loudly. A putter's whistle is often tuneless and full of sentimental vibrato - usually some unmusical version of a wartime number.
Putters can be grumpy and very impatient with young people.

by DanEvans April 5, 2010

puto

Spanish word for faggot. Also a spanish word for someone relectant to do something. Works also like "Fucking" preceding any word.

... stay away from my holy hole, I´m no puto.
... do that for me, don´t be so puto.
... no puedo descansar un puto día a la semana! (I can´t rest a fuckin day a week)

by Argentinman June 28, 2008

put to sleep

The politically-correct term for killing an animal due to either incurable disease, harmful behavior that can't be corrected, or unlikely chance of survival. Usually pertains to pets.

Don't send that cat to that animal shelter, that'll end up being put to sleep, there's a no-kill shelter west of here.

by O_H September 22, 2016

rusty putter

where you fuck a girl in the ass and slap her in the face with your shit dick

where you fuck a girl in the ass and slap her in the face with your "rusty putter"

by brunoglopogos December 10, 2010

puto

1.In spanish (mainlyin mexico), the male version of "puta", meaning whore or slut.
2. Derrogatory term meanning coward, gay (as in faggot, pussy, sissy).

That puto gringo thinks cancun is part of the USA, he comes back and we'll fuck him like the puto he is.

by Bujinkanman December 12, 2006

mos puto

A dumb looking guy who does, says and/or wears things that really make him look faggoty.

Cory and Topanga driving down the road, see a man walking a poodle, on his blue-tooth, in old school short shorts and work boots.
Cory: yells, "Mos puto!!!"

Topanga: Laughs her ass off.

(George Lopez does stand up about this...SEE IT, TRUST ME!)

by The OG Topanga July 6, 2007