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punt

Jesus Christ, I can't believe my best friend punted me!
by Kat October 22, 2004
mugGet the puntmug.

punt

Pundit, as in a Brain. Very knowledgable.
That guy's an UNIX punt!
by ubiquitous punt September 15, 2003
mugGet the puntmug.

Google Punting

A strategy used to conceal ignorance in a debate when unable to answer a question by deferring to a Google search as "proof" that a good answer exists.
Google Punting is an intellectually lazy way out of an argument. In essence, it is an admission of defeat by saying "I don't know, and I'm unable to put together an intelligent argument, but someone else probably could. Plus, this is great because I'm forcing you to do all the work, while implying that you're the lazy one (not me) because you couldn't look it up yourself. And, if you're stupid enough to do it, it's even better because if you find something that disproves my point I can counter with 'hey, I didn't say that', or 'you're just cherry-picking' *and* send you back searching for the 'real' answer".
by FigurinOutLife September 30, 2012
mugGet the Google Puntingmug.

Punt this hing

When you kick an object full force with the intention of damaging something or someone.
"Hawl you , punt this hing ... NOW!"
by Bonemasonary August 1, 2018
mugGet the Punt this hingmug.

punt nugget

When your a stupid cunt
Why are you being a stupid punt nugget
by Ogle google April 4, 2022
mugGet the punt nuggetmug.

Fuck-Punted

To kick and launch, a person, animal, or inanimate object while fucking.
“Jesus! What happened to the humidifier?”
“Oh man... must have accidentally fuck-punted that thing last night...”
by FPunterman January 23, 2020
mugGet the Fuck-Puntedmug.

imp punt

A move so devastatingly horrifying typically in plants vs. Zombies garden warfare, 1 or 2, where an all-star presses the left bumper as soon as they make contact with anything that moves resulting in them killing you with it then t-bagging you typically because their father shows then no love or affection due to him leaving them at the age of 2
Plant: oh no! Its an imp punter!!!! What a fucking pussy
All-star: *left bumper spamming*

Plant: You fucking bitch.
All-star: *t-bags*
by Deez ur mom lmao October 31, 2021
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