punching the bald clown

Yet another term for jerking off, it also is one of the funniest ones.

Mattnever gets laid cuz he'd rather punch the bald clown.

by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

Puncheon

The finest rum in the caribbean. Mainly drank by Trini's, and by those who enjoy liming and looking for a good time. It's not less than 75% alcohol, so you could literally get fucked up.

Man: Eh Gyal bring d puncheon!
Man #2: Yeh man pass rum, pass rum!

by JCSang October 20, 2008

Dung-puncher

Slang for a gay man.

"Dude, I had a great time last night, until the club was invaded by a bunch of dung-punchers."

by Thor9 September 15, 2006

Punched the Reindeer

When a otherwise respectable actor stars in a horribly embarrassing holiday comedy.

Vince Vaughn really punched the reindeer when he made 'Four Christmases'.

by spanosays December 18, 2008

Punching the Monk

masturbation. The tip of a penis resembles the shiney bald head of a monk. See also punching the midget punching the munchkin punching the cyclops

After 50 minutes of punching the monk, Don was wasted.

by bill1970 July 10, 2010

Punching The Tarp

Noun; A euphemism for sitting at home on your computer at night instead of being out with friends or sleeping.

"Dude! I totally went to a wicked party last night!?"
"Quit faking, man. Everybody knows you were just sitting in your room, punching the tarp."

by Anemoneing July 5, 2012

Punched Mung

To have sex with a girl with a stank ass, dirty pussy.

I went out with that THOT and punched mung.

If you like punched mung, pick up a prostitute in this town.

I was with your sister last night. Wow talk about punched mung.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018