pucker

Pucker = asshole. An asshole will often tighten up- or pucker up - when something important happens. Any event, good or bad, business or pleasure can cause one's asshole to pucker. When my asshole is all puckered up, it is closed real tight - like a fortress.

My asshole got all puckered up the other day when I won a major sales contract !

by WET CARGO BOY April 17, 2006

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Pink-Puckered Buggle Gum

An anus that is still fresh and youthful, vibrantly pink and "unused". There is an absence of veins and hair or feces for that matter. These anuses often resemble recently chewed pink bubble gum that still has its buoyancy and elasticity, hence the name.

You know that dude Dedo from Human Resources? Man oh' man, I saw him bend over in a skirt without panties on. He had total-Pink-Puckered Buggle Gum. I bet you I could chew that shit up and blow bubbles.

by partycrashers October 11, 2009

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pucky

Long for Puck, i.e. Shakespeare character in A Midsummer Night's Dream.
Also used by some people as a nickname given to them by their father. Not sure what the hell the dude is talking about above.

hey what's your name?
Pucky, you stupid sloppy....... ah forget it.

by Pucky Loucks May 1, 2008

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pucker power

A sportbike that goes SO fast, it causes your anus to "pucker up", to keep your insides from falling out.

"I know a guy, who got clocked on his Hayabusa 1300, going three hundred k. Now THAT'S pucker power!"

by D. Gould January 28, 2006

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Pockey

A game played in the Bahamas using a tennis ball being thrown with the objective of pocking (hitting) other players. If you are pocked (hit) with the ball, then you are out of the game. The offensive objective is to pock the other players. The defensive objective is not to be pocked.

Who has a tennis ball? Let's play pockey bui!

by bonbontoomuch June 6, 2019

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pukeybear

An overly adored boyfriend or girlfriend or pookiebear that one is always hearing about or forced to witness in person.

Plural form: pukeybears-a couple with each person acting like a pukeybear.

1. Ellen: Edward is so hot. He is always doing things for me. He is such a sweetie. I love my pookiebear so much. He....

Adele: He is a pukeybear.... (retches)

2. No way can I eat with those pukeybears over in the next booth loving on each other.

by kero frangipangi pants February 5, 2009

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