philobeaner

A half philopeano half mexican also known as a phlasain

Damn Patrick you stupid philobeaner

Coined by T-Money

by Chad Stelle January 17, 2008

Philosopher Kink

Thirsty for philosophers, commonly Aristotle

Zach: Taylor thinks Aristotle has beautiful eyes?
Molly: Yea he has a philosopher kink.

by Molly😘 November 29, 2021

Philomath

A small town in Oregon where people go to rope cattle, cut down trees, and shoot spotted owls. It is also inaccurately defined as the "love of learning".

Philomath is the bitch step-sister of Corvallis, an infinitely cooler town, yet only two or three miles away. Refer to the definition of Corvallis.

Philomath is also not a safe place for queers. It's really only a nice place for meth fiends and dipshit rednecks.

Philomath blows for a lot of reasons. The biggest reason is that Paul's Place is no longer there. If you know what's good for you, you'll drive right through without stopping on your way to Newport.

by Morgen442 October 20, 2008

Couch Philosopher

An individual who starts a typical day at 12:30pm to 1pm, and before doing anything they rip from a bong. Many are men in their late teens to early 20s living at their parents house (without any desire to leave) and if they aren't taking college classes online they are taking a gap year (or three) before deciding to sack-up and go to college where they would have to socialize. They are most commonly known to smoke weed ALL day watching their favorite animated shows in the basement and only having enough money to make a run to Taco Bell or some other grease trap. The typical couch philosopher doesn't have a car and just walks everywhere or bums rides... if they do have a car the oil hasn't been changed for about 5 years. Their favorite activity is to sit on the couch all day coming up with as many reasons why weed is the best thing in the world, how society should just smoke up 24/7, how they love licking liberal taint, and how cigarettes are so much worse for you. What they don't realize is that weed made them an apathetic fuck....A "Couch Philosopher"

Person 1- Why don't you like going to Dave's house?

Person 2- I actually wanna do something with my life and I feel like his laziness is going to rub off on me...plus i don't wanna hear those couch philosophers lecture me on the advantages of weed all day and why i shouldn't smoke my cigs.

Person 1- Shit.... your right, Daves going nowhere in life

by Pnation July 18, 2012

Philomisogynist

Phi-lo-mi-sog-y-nist >From the Greek; philos, to hate + miso, to love + gune, woman.

1. n. One who loves to hate women, Usually expressed through comedy, i.e. jokesor parodies. Men who love to hate and hate to love women.

2. n. A member of the He-Man Woman Haters Club.

3. n. A member of Al Bundy's No Ma'am club.

4. n. A hobby.

5. adj. Of or characterized by loving to hate women.

"He must be one of those philomisogynists because he is constantly making jokes about women."

"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? "I don't know." "Because they're ugly and they stink." "Are you one of those philomisogynists?"

by MrWmnHtr September 11, 2009

psilocin

one of the two active ingredients in "magic" mushrooms the other being psilocybin. psilocin is said to be 1.4 times as potent as psilocybin.

not really

by bobstol June 21, 2004

Philosopheres Stone

A turd that emerges after a couple of hours of intense concentration.

"Jesus Christos, I read that whole book producing that philosopheres stone."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003