Prune Farmer

A person who systematically befriends the elderly with the goal of gaining inheritances.

Sandra is a Prune Farmer, she’s only visiting my grandma to get in her will.

by SlanketWarrior November 11, 2025

Powdered Prune

An old lady who wears an excessive amount of foundation, making her wrinkled skin look like someone has just dusted a prune with powder.

Did you see ninety year old Vera at the Ladies Tea Dance on Saturday, she had so much foundation on, she looked like a Powdered Prune.

by hteb78 February 28, 2025

Pruning

The act of slashing and flailing sharp pointy blades at plants (such as bushes, hedges, and certain types of flowers) until they look nicer.

Tim: I don’t like the way this bush looks
*Tim pulls out a variety of sharp blades with a murderous glint in his eye*
Tim: TIME TO START PRUNING

by MaybeLegalFireworksEnthusiast September 11, 2023

Pruning

Fingering someone's butthole for so long that your finger prunes, as if it has been submerged in water.

Max: What are your plans for later tonight?
David: I'm going to be pruning Zane until the sun comes up.
Max: Make sure to bring lotion for your fingers afterwards!

by ThomYorkePeppermintPatty November 19, 2023

fractured prune

a nigger that robs his grandmothers house on the weekend

"that fractured prune is back at it again"

by alecsillyboi1111 August 24, 2025

Prune Juice Blowout

A “Complete Prune Juice Blowout” is when you have to poop so bad, and you know it’s going to be a rough ride. That is, if you make it to a bathroom in time. Once you finally emerge from the bathroom, you’re as pale as a ghost. It took everything out of you.

Hannah was a nervous wreck when she couldn’t get to a bathroom quick enough. She knew she was about to have a complete prune juice blowout.

by Julesheart November 21, 2023

Prune

Well, perfection is a synonym. That’s all you need to know.

Prune ? Omg you know her ? You’re a lucky bastard

by P12344 November 22, 2021