The highly attractive main character of a continuing series of auto insurance commercials, in which she sells her product through her quirky antics and overall likability.
Damn, I hate buying insurance but when Flo the Progressive Girl is around it's all I can think about. That and her cuteness.
by wedidn'tstarttheflamewar3 November 08, 2009
Linda: How are you? Wanna go out tonight?
Joe: I'm good.
Later
Mark; Dude, aren't you going out with Linda?
Joe: Nah, I sent her a Non-progressive text.
Joe: I'm good.
Later
Mark; Dude, aren't you going out with Linda?
Joe: Nah, I sent her a Non-progressive text.
by kiillrz August 23, 2011
The Fake Sound of Progress is the second single from lostprophets debut album thefakesoundofprogress.
Track Listing:
C.D. 1
The Fake Sound of Progress
Happy New Year, Have a Good 1985 (demo)
View to a Kill (cover)
C.D. 2
The Fake Sound of Progress
Shoulder to the Wheel (cover)
Need You Tonight (cover)
Vinyl
The Fake Sound Of Progress
Happy New Year, Have A Good 1985 (demo)
Also:
from the album: thefakesoundofprogress
Released: 11th March 2002 (U.K)
Format: CD
Genre: Alternative metal
Label: Visible Noise
Chart positions
21 - (U.K)
Track Listing:
C.D. 1
The Fake Sound of Progress
Happy New Year, Have a Good 1985 (demo)
View to a Kill (cover)
C.D. 2
The Fake Sound of Progress
Shoulder to the Wheel (cover)
Need You Tonight (cover)
Vinyl
The Fake Sound Of Progress
Happy New Year, Have A Good 1985 (demo)
Also:
from the album: thefakesoundofprogress
Released: 11th March 2002 (U.K)
Format: CD
Genre: Alternative metal
Label: Visible Noise
Chart positions
21 - (U.K)
by Scarer August 11, 2006
A slut on commercials about insurance. She likes rocket cats. She has an anus and a rectum as key body parts. Her tiddles are huge!!!
by Not Flo from Progressive November 25, 2012
The embodiment of we can’t get you into a game so just wait maybe you’ll get into one maybe you won’t we don’t know
by Djflvficcudufici May 23, 2019
Invented for those who feel that they have been judged by history, or at least that they are falling, but who still strut in front of their peers as if they were an interior elite.
--Negative Dialectics, T. Adorno
--Negative Dialectics, T. Adorno
by Filthy Schmuck August 23, 2020
"Why aren't you out there beating the shit out of some nazis!"
"I'm a passive progressive and I believe in education over violence. Beating up a nazi isn't going to make them change their mind about their ideology anymore than if a nazi were to beat me up. You consider yourself to be a progressive. Tell me, if a nazi beat you up, would you suddenly stop being progressive?"
"I'm a passive progressive and I believe in education over violence. Beating up a nazi isn't going to make them change their mind about their ideology anymore than if a nazi were to beat me up. You consider yourself to be a progressive. Tell me, if a nazi beat you up, would you suddenly stop being progressive?"
by ProgressivePete August 19, 2019