Premature Infatuation

When your significant other says "I love you" before you're ready.

Pretty sure Meredith Gran invented it in Octopus Pie #183.

Guy: "I love you."
Girl: "Eh... Premature Infatuation."
Guy: "Oh my god. I'm so sorry. This kind of thing never happens to me, I swear."
Girl: "Yeah, that's what you said earlier too."

by Zebrafist_JC March 31, 2011

Premature Nostalgia

(noun) A mental condition in which one develops a bittersweet longing for things, persons, or situations that have already happened or have yet to happen.

Monica experiences moments of premature nostalgia when she thinks about life after grad school.

by lethopeburn July 19, 2013

Premature Peter

--Premature: happening, arriving, existing, or performed before the proper, usual, or intended time.
--"Peter": Penis.

--A "Boy" that cums before the "proper, usual, or intended time."

See also: Premature Ejaculation

Scenario: an older woman is about to have sex with an unexperience younger male, let's just say it lasts no longer than the time it takes you to read this.

(Start)

Older Experienced Female: You sure?
Younger Unexperienced Boy: Uhh.... (moans and groans)
Older Experienced Female: I see we have ourselves a "Premature Peter."
Younger Unexperienced Boy: {stupid facial expression)

(End of Scene)

by Lusty Kitti February 4, 2006

premature egrackulation

The act of quitting a Starcraft 2 game early when you could have one. Popularized by Greg "IdrA" Fields when he quit a game versus MMA after MMA destroyed his own Orbital Command Center.

Looks like he had a premature egrackulation. He totally could have won that.

by Edoran June 14, 2011

Premature Detonation

A unique phenomena among would be suicide bombers where their explosives detonate prematurely.
Palestinians sometimes refer to this as a "work accident".

Due to Ahmed's premature detonation he was sent to the virgins early.

by capt diggs November 19, 2011

Premature jubilation

a profound, almost orgasmic feeling of happiness and joy that comes and goes entirely too quickly

"I was all fired up about a night alone with the wife when she reminded me that her mother was coming over. I suffer from Premature Jubilation!!

by Mr Jameson October 21, 2010

Premature Conversation

The act of, in theatre, saying your line before the person your talking to, making the dialog sound weird.

Damn, tom just had a bad case of Premature Conversation.

Yeah, the play is ruined!

by The Theatre Boy March 14, 2011