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patrick mahomes prayer

When you are playing football and are about to or are in the process of getting sacked ( probably because your o-line is ass) and you still make a complete pass.
I told that boy say the Patrick Mahomes prayer and chuck the ball and hope it lands and we won 67 to 21
by The joker of Philosophy April 24, 2022
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football players

retarded assholes that think they have to be cool infront of each other by being loud annoying and rude. Making themselves live up to the football jock asshole stereotype.
Why is that Football Player such an asshole?
by Gracie February 12, 2004
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Prayer Warriors

People think they can solve things by talking to themselves and hoping a bearded man in a night-gown hears them.
Person 1. "Hey, look at this picture of a baby on life-support that my mom shared."
Person 2. "Try not to look at the comments, it's full of Prayer Warriors."
by Herp Herpkinson February 15, 2014
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prayer vultures

The people who flock to the comments section of any news story dealing with the tragic death of a sympathetic person or persons and post crap like, "So sad. Prayers up for her and her family," and "Thoughts and prayers to the families and friends."
Those freaking prayer vultures spend more time posting than praying.
by jack6128 April 30, 2010
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Genshin Impact Players

People who need to touch grass. Inhale grass, live with the grass.
Person 1: Did you see the new banner that came out for Hu Tao in Genshin?!?!?!
Person 2: welp I guess i'm not eating for the week
Person 3: Genshin Impact players really need to touch grass, please inhale it
by heymanouranallstarshrek September 30, 2021
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exam prayer

Any of the many prayers students utter/speak/think before entering an exam. Generally most often found in colleges during finals and midterms by students looking for some kind of divine intervention on these crucial tests.
Sample Exam Prayers:

Oh god help me, I forgot to study, please answer each question for me and make sure it's correct!

I have studied hard and did my best, but for those parts in which I lack, please guide me.

As I lay my pen to pad,
I forget all answers that I had.
So if you want me to trust your name
You'll do me good, and play this game.
Answer each question and make me pass
Or I'll be back next year in this class.
And I'll switch to Hindu out of spite
Cause Buddah will answer questions right!
by Mitch Chez February 23, 2007
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Prayer Warrior

Someone who is so riddled with Christianity that they actually fight to be more stupid.
And the next stage of training for our prayer warriors is to corral three rattle snakes into this coke bottle, using only a spoon and their faith.
by TheThinkingMan August 31, 2013
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