Mood prayer

When a worship leader does a long, drawn out prayer while accompanied by shcmoozic (see definition of schmoozic).

Especially when the worship leader begins to speak with dramatic voice inflections like a motivational speaker. Sometimes it appears they are high while doing so.

Lol! That Fornian is going full mood prayer.

Would this Fornian quit mood praying and pray like he loves the Lord?

Bruhhhhhh! I’m feeling the VIBES of this mooooood praaaaaayyyer!

Bethel churches always do mood prayers.

(Pray sincerely, avoid mood prayers)

by Hunter HaFrick’nrickian October 16, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

Snap Back The Prayer

What i call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now the "Snap Back The Prayer".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025

prayer-chain

What people who don't truly believe that God always answers reasonable prayers engage in as a way of hopefully "crowd-pressuring" Him into granting their wishes.

I'm not a "man or God" or even particularly a believer, but I have still never been comfortable with the idea of prayer-chains, since the idea behind it seems kind of "opposite" to the "God always answers your prayers if you only believe" crap that so -called Christians are always spouting off about --- I know that if I were God, I would resent people's engaging in prayer-chains, since it would imply that I wasn't kind, generous, or merciful enough to fulfill prayers if they were spoken merely by the person needing the help, but instead needed to feel pressured by pleading multitudes of "loyal to the faith" humans before I would make any effort on behalf of the person whom they were all praying to me about.

by QuacksO June 7, 2019

Thai Prayer Beads

Anal Beads

Calqued from French.

Few things are more pleasurable than someone pulling some Thai Prayer Beads out of you.

by ApricotFields May 23, 2025

Prayer

A peanut head, wrinkly raisin, built like a ninja turtle ass girl. She thinks everyone likes her but really no body does, even my confidence isn't that high..

Prayer is ugly.

by ilovefrutydixiey222 September 2, 2022