National Skip Sports’ Practice Day

On April 8th you can skip your schools’ sports practice because god said so

Ignorant athlete: Hey bro why weren’t you at track practice yesterday?

Enlightened athlete: It was National Skip Sports’ Practice Day yesterday, how did you not know?

by Joe Biden’s daughter April 8, 2022

You practice your mannerisims into a wall

If this mirror were clearer
I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds
Circle in for the kill

Guy 1: You practice your mannerisims into a wall
Guy 2: If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 7, 2021

I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

by the putman August 22, 2009

practical chunder

When you know you've had too much to drink at a party and understand that you will eventually vomit, so you induce the vomit beforehand in a tactical manner.

"I know Kevin has been in the bathroom for a while. I bet he went for a practical chunder before we get in the taxi."

by Ambee3 September 18, 2018

Target Practice

Right before you ejaculate in her pull out and shoot your load in to her belly button and yell bullseye.

Target practice

by Hung dude February 5, 2025

rizz practice module

A person who serves the purpose of enhancing another person’s charisma

I’ve been chatting with my rizz practice module and she’s so into me.

by John thom July 31, 2023

Poor Man's Target Practice

When your girl gives you head and doesn't swallow all of it and leaves some of the cum dripping down your penis that goes down your balls and reaches your anus.

Man the other day after my girl gave me head I got some poor man's target practice in!

by The Real Slim Shardy May 30, 2024