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You practice your mannerisims into a wall

If this mirror were clearer
I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds
Circle in for the kill
Guy 1: You practice your mannerisims into a wall
Guy 2: If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall
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National Skip Sports’ Practice Day

On April 8th you can skip your schools’ sports practice because god said so
Ignorant athlete: Hey bro why weren’t you at track practice yesterday?

Enlightened athlete: It was National Skip Sports’ Practice Day yesterday, how did you not know?
by Joe Biden’s daughter April 8, 2022
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I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
by the putman August 22, 2009
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practical chunder

When you know you've had too much to drink at a party and understand that you will eventually vomit, so you induce the vomit beforehand in a tactical manner.
"I know Kevin has been in the bathroom for a while. I bet he went for a practical chunder before we get in the taxi."
by Ambee3 September 18, 2018
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Practice boy

A boy who is only used and good for sex for a girl to use and get her first orgasm.
I totally use practice boy at my school to get orgasms and then move on to other boys
by Gordon is here hahahahha November 21, 2022
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Target Practice

Right before you ejaculate in her pull out and shoot your load in to her belly button and yell bullseye.
by Hung dude February 5, 2025
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practicing to be a baby daddy

euphemism for male masturbation

Becoming a baby daddy typically (though not always) requires a male orgasm, and so for a male to bring about an orgasm on his own could count as practicing for the eventual orgasm that will result in baby daddy-hood.
A: "What are you doing this weekend?"
B: "Not too much... mostly just practicing to be a baby daddy."
A: "Don't get it in your eye."
by daisha August 17, 2010
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