a masturbating possum 

When you walk in on your brother who is jacking off and the brother plays possum as soon as you open the door.

Fillup a masturbating possum

a masturbating possum by itsmeNiggy December 27, 2009

Awesome Possum 

Varient of Wicked-Awesome. A phrase that is uttered by the hip and cool.

PSO cordinators are awesome possum.

That is an awesome possum cubical you have.

Awesome Possum by AF of Des Moines November 23, 2007

Snow Possum 

Originated from African Americans as a attempt to insult European Americans.

Tyrone: Shieet you mofoka Snow Possum we Wuz Kangz! Fuk outta here mayo cracka (real tawk)
European American: Jiggerboo, Black Porch Monkey, Black Babbooney, Melon Muncher, Chicker Bone sucker, Spear chucker, Jungly bunny, ghetto guru, government money, welfare leach, welfare vampire and moon cricket.

Snow Possum by Hoax Hotel February 10, 2022

Snow Possum 

A word coined by a lesser being known as a Twitter user to try to insult greater beings. Sadly this word doesn't insult them and these lesser beings should return to the ethereal realm via any means necessary.

Hahaha I just called that guy a snow possum now I don't feel so bad for being the least liked creature on the planet

Snow Possum by blackpeoplestink.com February 10, 2022

sauce possum 

a female who gets really drunk and horny, but is so wasted by the time u get her to your bed to slay her that she lays dead on the bed like a possum in the road.

Wake up bitch! I ain't got time for no sauce possum slut like you!

sauce possum by Shadie August 23, 2006

Mud possum

A maximum prestige light-skin

Listen to that terrible rap he must be a mud possum

Mud possum by anonymous May 10, 2022

Dead Possum Referral 

When you refer a time-waster, dreamer or bargain-hunter to a competitor you don't like. From the Australian tradition of throwing the corpse of a dead possum you find in your back yard over the fence into your neighbours back yard.

This crazy woman called me for a quote for her fencing. I suspect it was a dead possum referral from one of our competitors.

Dead Possum Referral by JohnnyJester April 14, 2014