porn

stuff your children shouldn't watch

"hey son get off porn"

by sum=stranger October 13, 2019

porn

something you can catch your child watching but finally means u have something in common...
ass and titty porn isn't a pity

I watch a lot of gay porn

by Kassim dalley March 7, 2017

Porn

The only place where ugly fat men have sex with some of the most attractive girls on this plant. There seems to be a high correlation between being pretty and having a low IQ in porn. Some behaviors in porn are mysterious and have an unclear evolutionary explanation, like a girl sucking a penis that was just inside of her ass, or girls being attracted to pizza boys that make 10$ an hour.

porn makes the world go around.

by DopamineReceptors April 13, 2019

Porn

Peas and corn mixed together in a bowl

This porn is good and fresh!

by Funnygirlincanada March 31, 2019

Porn

The shit you watch cause your lonely as fuck

Im just so lonely I’m gonna go watch some porn

by Yaniggabob January 1, 2019

Porn

A video that after ejaculating to, you lose all interest in.

Chad: Hey Joe wanna have drinks with me and the guys?

Joe: Not now I'm watching porn!

by Poncho Rocketss February 17, 2009

Porn

Unrealistic expectation of the sexual world. Many people who watch porn expect the same experience to happen to them when they get involved in sexual activities and when their expectations aren't fulfilled they either feel that they are doing something wrong or that their partner is pathetic at sex.

Why can't my girlfriend squirt? All the girls in porn videos can.
Why isn't my boyfriend enjoying sex? Is it because i'm not as sexy as the girls in porn videos?
Why isn't my girlfriend moaning as loud as the girls in porn videos? Am I doing something wrong?

by real things are better October 25, 2013