Poon

Poon: Someone who is a poon, is someone that likes to get pooned. To be pooned is to be drunk and out of control. More info at www.poonroom.com

You are such a poon! You have been pooned everyday this week.

by Steve October 31, 2004

Poon

Verb

To utterly own something, someone. The point of no return, a level up from pwn.

Past Tense: Poon'd
Future Tense: I will poon

The chain of ownage:
Poon > Pwn > Own

Person1: Hey man whats up?
Person2: You fucking faggot get the fuck out and die.
Person1: Insecure much?
Person2: ...
Person1: Poon'd!

by Jake ARE March 17, 2007

Poon

A vagina. Also called a pussy.

"Poon flows like a river ...once a month."

by Blitzfisch October 13, 2003

Poon

the word 'Poon' means to Suck farts out of dead seagulls,
along the beach.

That man is a Poon

by [J@Y] August 8, 2008

Poon

A man/male whom is so desperate for love of the opposite sex licks ladies' bike seats.

You are so desperate, you poon!

by [Judge] February 8, 2003

Poon

Being Silly

Oh silly sailor why are you being such a poon?

by Random John July 10, 2003

Pooned

Extreemly boned. Sort of the pwned of boned.

Oh my shit, you pooned her!

by Little Ben November 11, 2003