Just Poofing

Having consentual sex with another man in order to relieve sexual frustration.

No acts of intimacy, such as kissing.

First con:

"Came by your cell earlier and seen a guy hanging off your dick"

Second con:
"Gets lonely. It's just poofing and don't mean a thing"

by TnD-GSC July 24, 2016

Gooch Poof

When your fart rolls forward while sitting down and comes out the front .

Waiting in the doctors office, I let one slide out to my surprise,‘‘twas a gooch poof

by mUlletdude69 April 22, 2022

tiny poof

An animal that appears great in size, but, once you touch it, is actually very small and only appears so large because it has a great deal of fur. Like a pom pom, but alive, and, also, not at all.

Father: Your rabbit is a lot bigger than you said it was
*Picks up rabbit*
Father: Ah, this creature is entirely composed of fur
Daughter: Told you; my rabbit is a tiny poof.

Father: Your rabbit is a lot bigger than you said it was
*Picks up rabbit*
Father: Ah, this creature is entirely composed of fur
Daughter: Told you; my rabbit is a tiny poof.

by Pzazz Injyles March 18, 2015

Curly-poof

A common name for those that have curly and/or poofy hair -- REAL, though, not fake. So far it's only a term of friendly endearment and a way to catch the attention of a curly-haired stranger, as they will respond to it.

Friend: Hey Curly-poof, what's up?
Curly-poof: Nothing much.

Stranger: Curly-poof, what are you doing?

by real-life poof May 14, 2011

Poof Tucken

To switch gears while you are farting.

"Did you hear that? I was Poof Tucken into like 9th gear!" Said Josh

by Sir2490 April 4, 2007

boof poof

When you place cocaine on a woman's asshole so she can fart it into your nose

That girl is so fine I want her to give me a boof poof so I can do my blow in style!

by Ismashedurmom November 11, 2017

poof chicken

a chicken that has the ability to become as thin as paper and slide under doors. Usually when it reaches the other side it poofs up into a human sized fluffy chicken.

Soapo; AAAAA WHAT IS THAT FLUFFY PEICE OF PAOPWR UNDER THE DOOR??
Jooz; ITS MOVINT!!!
Hoona; I THINK ITS A POOF CHICKEN!!
Poof Chicken; *POOFS*
Ooma; It IS A POOF CHICKEN I WANT TO KEEP IT AS A PET SO IT CAN EAT MY OTHER CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!

by handles R sssssssnice April 25, 2017