plowing new ground

any new sexual encounter.

hey look at that chick over there, if i hook up wit her i'll be plowing new ground tonight.

by TRICK 22 March 30, 2004

plowing new ground

A term used when a person has moved on and is no longer with someone. Usually refers to a male when he is done with his woman.

This term may also be used to cover up the fact that a man got dumped and is trying to make it seem like he doesn't care, when he is really crying inside because his girl finally left his sorry butt. The fact is, he actually can't find a girl who will put up with him like his ex did and is therefore lonely and secluded.

"Yo man what's good with you and Lana?"

"Damn haven't u heard, i'm plowing new ground now."

by Mrs. Shad Greggory Moss April 9, 2004

Pooping at Target

The one place with strong toilets enough to hold your after buffet/chipotle experience.

Guy: "I was shopping at Target then all the sudden I had a turtle head poking out from my butt since I was at Chipotle earlier. I ran to the bathroom to Bomb The Bowl, and do I feel bad for the next person that walks in there. I am thankful that i was pooping at Target because they have toilets that could flush down a hurricane!"

by MuffinStuffers November 17, 2014

Plomping

The act of planting poo in an unconscious drunk person's undergarments, followed by convincing the person that they pooed themselves upon waking up.

Yo, we are totally plomping Mike right now, broseph. He is sooo wasted.

by Raebosss November 18, 2016

Plopping Bunghole

When one person sucks anothers penis until he cums then spits the cum into his/hers asshole, then the two people go bunghole to bunghole and farts the cum into each others assholes, thus making a plopping sound as thr cum bubbles from asshole to asshole

Dude, last night Jenny and I did the plopping bunghole, It did take while to clean all the cum out of our assholes.

by Creamcave December 23, 2018

Extreme Pooping

The extreme sport of prolonging defication until it's "knocking on heavens door."

Her: Are you into sports?
Him: Yeah, I do extreme pooping.

Her: What is that?

Him: It's when you try and hold in your shit until it is at the breaking point, releasing it just before you shit your pants.
Her: Well that's extreme, my hero!

by gilgamachete May 31, 2018

Poping

The act, normally by a drunk man in a nightclub, of placing one's hand atop a girls head in the style of a blessing.

The person committing the act is ostensibly harmless, its not meant as an aggressive act, and mostly gets laughs, but sometimes its not appreciated.

It originated in Sams Nightclub in Brentwood, Essex.

Q: Did you have a goodnight last night?
A: Yes, Glen was so drunk, he was poping all night.

by Ben Burling January 10, 2009