planking

The seemingly harmless trend of lying face down, perfectly stiff, on various structures and ojects, esp. in public. Also known as the 'Lying Down Game".

I was walking through the park when I saw someone planking on the roundabout.

by Karsciyin June 14, 2011

Planking

One of the many stupid things humanity resorts to when bored

go on the intranet, you'll find an example of planking

by Imma Bigweiner July 28, 2011

Planking

An activity that originated in Australia, which involves lying down in a straight horizontal position (like a plank of wood) in various, random and usually unexpected places.

Bob: Oi John, what should we do this weekend?
John: Dude, we should go on a planking spree!

by catherinex0x June 20, 2011

Planking

An extreme young old sport in which a person lies outstretched on or beside an object. Correct form requires an expressionless face and arms pointed towards feet.

Jarrod: "I'm going to do some planking on that young old tree."
Aaron: "Awesome, i'll take a photo for the album."

by Jarrod Benn June 11, 2011

planked

Ugly. Specifically having an ugly face, usually with a serviceable body. From "hit in the face with a plank."

I can't believe I went home with Mia last night. I am really ashamed because the bitch is planked.

by FazedNB October 2, 2006

Planking

The most stupid thing ever created that actually entertains people

Bill: Hey do u want to plank on that stairwall?
Chris: Nah planking is stupid and gay

by swaggtv1969 July 30, 2011

Planking

the gayest ass shit. Usually done by dubs and losers.

Who the fuck is planking over there?
oh its just a dub with no friends.

by urbankid102 November 24, 2011