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Planting

The action of putting any sort of plant seeds inside a woman’s vagina before, during, or after sex and letting them grow inside of her until she has a plant coming out of her pussy.
Me and my girlfriend tried planting and in 9 months we should have a sunflower.
by Ur Local Farmer June 1, 2020
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Vertical Planking

To vertical plank, to hang from a ledge/bar or any other things able to be gripped with the hand. Using only your hands, hang in a complete vertical position, elevating, as if standing. The higher/more dangerous the plank, the more skilled the plank.

™©® Vertical Planking, created by Benjamin Poletti

Credited to Alidad Aynetchi
"Hey Jonathan. Check it out I'm vertical planking off the side of this escalator. While going up!"
by DanteLillyTigger November 11, 2011
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planing

The act of rubbing feces or lubricant on someone's back and proceeding to slide across them with your arms outspread as if you were a plane.
Sam, my aunt taught me what planing is yesterday!
by RuralLexicographer December 11, 2016
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Planking

PLANKING - also known as "planksters" the art of laying perfectly still like a plank of wood in weird places like on mailbox, a basket ball hoop and stairs. you then take pictures and upload them to the planking facebook page so other planksters can try to out do yours.
person 1 - joe i'm bored lets bake a cake or something
person 2 - baking is gay lets go planking stuff
person 1 -that sounds extremely dumb and dangerous but i love it lets go plank the Sydney harbor bridge!
person 2 - that's such a great idea and then lets facebook it!
by missplankton June 7, 2011
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Planking

The act of rigidly laying face-down on anything(floor, rails, signs, etc.)
Person 1: "Hey did you hear about that guy that got arrested for planking on a police car?"

Person 2: "Well it was his fault. He was trying to do a plank that had already been done."
by Woody A. June 9, 2011
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Planking

The act of laying face down, horizontally across an object whilst being photographed.

This trend exploded in Australia in May, 2011, gaining the attention of media the world over.
Banksy planked that weber so hard!

Planking changed my life.
by PreRecorded INC June 9, 2011
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planking

to lay face down flat with nose on ground and arms by your side to resemble a plank of wood. Not to be confused with a suprised planker or an hopeful homo planker. Extreme planking is the performance of planking in a dangerous or illegal place i.e on a police car or sign or high ledge.

To perform a suprised planker simply sneak up on a planking person and jam/stick any number of fingers into their asshole.
A hopeful homo planker is one who planks in the hope of becoming a surpised planker i.e lays down to plank well knowing and hoping to have fingers pushed against their asshole.
Guy 1; why is that guy lying face down
Guy 2; he is performing the art of planking

example 2;
Guy1; man that guy is lying on a police car
Guy2; yea he an extreme planker
by aidanb77 June 19, 2011
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