pinch it quick

To assertivly tell a girl/girlfriend/bitch/hoe/scallywag/
skeeza or any other type of female to "Hurry The Fuck Up" when they tell you there going to the girls room,or there going to powder there nose.

Girl: I need to go to the Restroom

You: Ok sugga tits,Pinch it QUICK!!!!

by Johnny Fairplay August 17, 2007

cold pinch

While 2 men are performing gay anal sex, there is so much friction in the butt hole that it gets really hot inside. when the giver removes his penis the cold air from the atmosphere enters the receivers asshole causing him to get a cold sensation.

My dad gave me the greatest cold pinch i have ever received

by lil meat pete November 6, 2007

loaf-pinching

verb: taking a crap

Hey man, where's the john, i gotta pinch a loaf?

by sloberinwife May 19, 2004

Hope Pinch

The Hope Pinch is the extra, self-tightening of the anal sphincter when suffering from a severe case of diarrhea. The o-ring is pinched much tighter than usual in hope that one doesn't not accidentally shart or shat themself. The Hope Pinch is most commonly deployed when one battling severe squirts finds themself, or is required to be, a less than comfortable distance from the nearest restroom.

Gary had been suffering frome severe diarrhea for several days. Finding himself on the brink of dehydration, he needed Gatorade. Having no choice, he did a Hope Pinch and headed to the grocery store. Unfortunately as he pulled into the parking lot, all Hope was lost and Gary had the warmest, wettest assplosion yet.

by Eaton Holgoode October 2, 2014

puro pinche

Puro pinche is Spanish for "pure fucking" often used to describe something
"Aye wei is there hot girls at the party?"
"Puro pinche fine ass bitches wei"

"Aye wei is there hot girls at the party?"
"Puro pinche fine ass bitches wei"

by 🔥Illest_addiction🔥 April 5, 2016

pinched face

Someone who looks like they had their faced pinched together with a giant hand. Pinched nose and sloping forward face.

Hey, look at that lady with the pinched face. She looks like an elf.

by hugedumps October 8, 2005

Pinch Biscuit

A small round turd. Usually a result of constipation or lack of dietary fiber.

I sat on the shitter thinking I was gonna bust a huge growler but all I worked out was a pinch biscuit.

There was a pinch biscuit floating in the crapper by the break room.

I just dropped a handful of pinch biscuits.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018