Ass Picker

Someone who acknowledges all of their friends are on and refuses to get on. Also someone who says they're going to get on and never does.

Ethan wont get on because he's too busy picking his ass. Ethan is such an ass picker.

by hotelxx May 22, 2022

twig picker

Someone who is only attracted to skinny people; the opposite of a chubby chaser.

My bitchass twig picker friend can’t comprehend how I can possibly have a crush on a chubby guy.

by chubby chaser rights April 1, 2019

Wrinkle-Picker

1) A person that is attracted to much older people, similar to the way a 'chubby chaser' goes for "larger" people;

2) someone who has little to do other than pick at the wrinkles on their genitals, refers to unemployed people;

3) pointy shoes.

1) that wrinkle-picker is going after my grandma;

2) he's unemployed, what a wrinkle-picker

3) I love your wrinkle-pickers: so 80's

by arui March 19, 2009

butt picker

A loser who mooches off of others until his/her times runs out. See also "couch surfer". Butt pickers lack any sort of motivation. Some are sociopaths, true users, but most are lazy indolent types who seek out helping hands to screw over. Get a life, butt pickers.

Although he was a talented carpenter, Johnny was too lazy to find a steady job, and instead chose to lounge around as a butt picker, watching the TV and eating the food of whoever bought his sorry stories.

by tuftskins May 22, 2010

cherry picker

1. When you scratch your balls so much that they crack and start to bleed.
2. When you finger a girl when she's on her period.

Dude, I was scratching my balls a lot last night and I darn gave myself a cherry picker.

Jenna and I where about to have intercourse but I found out that she was on her period, so I just gave her a cherry picker.

by DYLANNNNNNNNNNNN. August 30, 2008

fruit picker

Filthy Mexican that jumped the border and despite learning english was still able to get a low paying job.

That filthy fruit picker swam over here from Mexico.

by KC July 24, 2003

cushion picker

Interior designer. Can be extended to 'cushion picking cunt' to describe the likes of Laurence Llewelyn Bowen et al.

The cushion picker actually thinks he designs when all he actually does is shop for someone else.

by Nick T W February 8, 2008