The Surprise Pick

An unexpected excess of snot deposited on your finger. Not to be confused with the Surprise blow, which could be omitted from genitalia or assorted other orifices!

You're pretty sure your nose just has a tiny wee booger in there. You breach the outer rim slightly and strike gold straight away. It's not even crusty.. & you're not even feeling clogged up!

You extract your finger to find a nasal snot baby attached to your finger the size of a cherry!!

WOAH! Where did THAT come from?? That's the surprise pick!

by K-man75 September 3, 2012

Pick-Pocketing

The act of a pick pocketer removing nuggets of feces from the rectum of a pick pocketee. Similar be not related to ass banditry.

Can also refer to the removal of foreign objects from ones navel.

You should have seen this girl Man, I was pick-pocketing her all night, I now possess much gold.

by The pick pocketee January 20, 2018

Docker Picking

A Yorkshire, England term meaning; collecting cigarette tab ends to have when one is out of tobacco.

My girlfriend was raging mad, acting like some crazy, caged wild animal because she hadn't had a cig all day; I was down to a few pence in change, so i went docker picking and came back with enough tobacco to last her until midnight when my dole went in and i could purchase a pack of proper cigs at the all night garage.

by Alabama_James November 24, 2018

Picking Clams

Another word for masturbation for a girl

I caught my daughter picking clams the other day.

by DeLarsh January 25, 2009

Goo Pick

A Goo Pick is the act of itching your private areas, and then smelling your fingers after.

Guy 1: Eww whats that smell?
Guy 2: i just took a goo pick
Guy 1: Thats ripe as hell

by Zaybuah November 16, 2016

thin pick

1. Used to describe annoying scene kids that suck at playing musical instruments, guitar in particular.

2. Mall rats that spend their nights hanging out in music stores, annoying everyone around them.

3. A more subtle way to describe fags.

No one likes thin guitar picks.

These thin picks are annoying the shit out of me. They suck.

Yeah let's kick these fags out of here!

by adamsucksd November 27, 2011

Lock picking

The act of using a lock pick typically made out of a windshield wiper to open a door, often illegally such as in a break in

Lock picking is the preferred method of entry by criminals and is like a key to the city.

by Thefanman May 23, 2016