Peruvian PumpJack

It’s when you are having sex doggy style with a man and he has a vacuum attached to his penis.

Last night I went over to Gary’s and he asked me for a Peruvian PumpJack

Peruvian PumpJack by Hillbillyhurricane January 4, 2021

Peruvian Pecker Wrecker 

when you take one peruvian guardian and lay him butt naked on the ground dick facing towards the sun, and then take one peruvian slut 10 stories up in the air and have her jump off the tower butt naked trying to land her asshole completely on his penis. If she misses the dismount, the dick will snap in half due to the high velocity of the ass cheeks

Brazilian: Have you ever been to peru?
American: No but i want to because i wanna try the Peruvian Pecker Wrecker

Peruvian Pecker Wrecker by SebastianJanakowski March 8, 2021

peruvian blowfish

When you put the good old Peruvian marching powder (cocaine) into someone’s butthole, get them to fart with your face close to it, and sniff it up.

Person 1: “What’d you get up to last night?”

Person 2: “did the Peruvian Blowfish, got real high, and got pinkeye.”

peruvian blowfish by TommyGunnSixx June 17, 2021

Peruvian’d

Someone getting fucked doggy style by a white man with braids and is wearing bead bracelets and is hippy as fuck.

Getting Peruvian’d in the Caribbean by a man named Gladstone

Peruvian’d by ouhgeee August 2, 2021

Peruvian Haymaker 

A move to use during a fight. A jump kick in which you're hitting the other person with your balls.

I'll geve 'em the old Peruvian Haymaker. See if he ever messes with me again.

Peruvian Haymaker by Araik199 January 18, 2022

peruvian coffeebean 

A word describing the act of sounding (inserting an object into the urethra of ) a penis, utilizing an enlarged clitoris, to perform a sexual act similar to docking. This act is popular with Peruvian women, hence the title "Peruvian Coffeebean,"

Man: Hey there honey, I'd like a Peruvian coffeebean.
Wife: Really? but I'm sure your urethra is sore from last time!

peruvian coffeebean by Loverboy230 April 7, 2022

Peruvian Hot Pocket

When a Peruvian man named "Robert" defecates into the mouth of a Llama who is actively peeing into the asshole of said man named "Robert".

Tyler, I will not be in the office today due to the Peruvian Hot Pocket that I had last night.

Peruvian Hot Pocket by peruvian lover August 5, 2022