Carl: Dude I can't believe you gave that girl a Peruvian Facelift last night
Ben: Yeah I mean she was into it until I had to rip ass
Ben: Yeah I mean she was into it until I had to rip ass
by chode_deep September 1, 2013

When giving anal, the top says “saddle up, partner” and proceeds to slide upwards on the bottoms back while keeping penetration. The top will then grab the hair of the bottom and twist it around their grips as if they were goat horns. The sexual activity will then continue while in a concerning amount of pain
Woman: “Babe, let’s spice it up tonight, it’s been kinda boring in bed recently”
Man: “Yeah I agree, let’s do something crazy, like the Peruvian Goat Saddle”
Woman: “The fuck is that?”
Man: “Yeah I agree, let’s do something crazy, like the Peruvian Goat Saddle”
Woman: “The fuck is that?”
by YoCug41 June 6, 2025

by ur mutha April 15, 2015

by Somuchfun July 20, 2020

When having sex with a lady and she is on top, cowgirl style, you then grab her by the hair pull her down until she takes your position as horizontal and you swap with her to be vertical. She must have a verbal squeal of surprise to make it a true Peruvian seesaw.
by Scooch Taylor September 21, 2019

When you love a girl so much you blow a coccaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of a very very very very very serious anal violation “very” occurs
I felt a little bit chivalrous towards this Tiffany chick I met on tinder’s brown eye so I gave the common courtesy of a Peruvian glazed donut to numb up her angry spider before the rectal reaming goes down
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025

When one does anal with a male/female with an anus covered in fecal matter and before one ejaculates they leave the condom in the anus and
Ejaculate inside the ear
Ejaculate inside the ear
by HarryHarrington November 20, 2020
