perculate

the growling and gas build-up in one's guts prior to needing to take a huge or greesy shit.

Dude, I gotta get home. I'm startin' to perculate!!

by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008

Parous Introitus

A hymen thats been blown away by a gigantic cock, often resulting in the unification of the two primary orifi (plural: orifice) into a vaganus.

1) The hunt for Red October led Sean Connery's team into the depths of Katherine Kuhlmans unchatered poes. After the submarine passed through her heavenly gates she was left with a terribly messy parous introitus, later spiritually healed.

2) I have SUCH a huge parous introitus, I can fuck a donkey sideways.

by P.I. Staker January 14, 2008

Perfuckt

Perfuckt: Adjective

Used to describe sex that is beyond perfect... to the point where it needs its very own adjective.

I had sex last night and it was so fucking perfuckt.

by Lucie Bluebird September 11, 2016

Perfume

An aroma, odor, or scent that comes from an illicit drug that is being smoked e.g. (Marijuana)

I see we have the same taste in perfume. (wink, wink).... I really like the scent of that perfume I smelled while walking down the hallway, past your room.

by Ivanna B. Spanked June 13, 2019

Parousia

A pretty, naughty girl who loves stealing food from people

Person 1: Where’s Parousia?
Person 2: Over there, stealing food as usual.

by theultimatemeep February 8, 2020

Percussion

Usually the section that gets a complement from other band directors, always talking, and never know where they are in the music.

I swear Mr. Srigley never says percussion does good, but Mr. Howell did.

by I don’t know what 2 + 2 is February 22, 2020

perculate

to get something started

yo im bout to get this perculated uo in here

by daknelia January 14, 2006