pealrus

A beautiful, fat, angelic, ugly mixture of a pooh bear, seal and walrus

Brooke is pealrus

by chickennuggies4liife November 25, 2016

Parallel liar

Someone whose lies never meet up ( like parallel lines)

{insert African accent}
That boy is such a parallel liar, don't trust him
Her lies never meet up, she's the definition of a parallel liar
Never trust these parallel liars

by Chocolate swirl xxx November 9, 2017

Pearl Strand

A hot, thick, long rope of man jizz shot across the neck and chest of your female partner.

Rachel sucked me till I blew a pearl strand across her neck.

Rachel laid in bed with the pearl strand oozing down the sides of her next.

by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2018

pearl blossom

After you finishing anal doggy style with a fine lady and she farts up a little cum, making her dark star blossom with pearlescent jizz.

George: I was doing the nasty with Sally and after I pulled out I witnessed a pearl blossom!

by George20 November 28, 2020

paralyzationalizedetaded

gets shot with an arrow and can only rotate on the x axis or the y axis i dont know i cant do math, but sadness ue ue ue ue

Ranboo: *shoots sam* oh no what have i done
Sam: *is paralyzationalizedetaded *
Ranboo: UE UE UE UE UE *sad fucking cat meows or seal noises or something*

by tostitos ?? March 3, 2021

Pearl Ann

Pearl Ann a short, kind, strong, trustworthy, caring, friendly, and funny girl. She is a blessing. She's a type of person that will keep your secrets no matter what happen. Many loves and cares for her for she is a good person (yes you are PA!). Even in hard times she always keep a smile on her face (indeed a happy virus). Pearl Ann is a friend that will understand and accept you for who you are. She is the best friend! She is a good daughter, a good friend, and a good hooman! PA deserves all the love and happiness in the world.

Pearl Ann, Ily my yellow. Happy Birthday! Never give up my treasure!

by notsol June 14, 2021

pearl fey

pearl fey, also known as pearly, the cutest child (along with trucy) in ace attorney

person 1: i dont understand why everyone makes fun of Apollo forehead when pearl feys forehead is like 10x bigger
person 2:pearl gets a pass because at least she dosent have those ugly ass antennas.

by Pheonix squish me in ur boobs February 8, 2022