penis

One who goes to urban dictionary to see what people have written about the word "penis", then decided that they should make a definition about penis too. the definition defining that a penis is one who describes a penis.

I ... am ... a penis.

by Mike_oochie April 21, 2008

penis

Man's ... no. Girl's best friend!

Random d00d: Hey "junior". Wanna go for a ride?
Not-so-random penis: Sure thing m8.
Random Chick: Count me in!
Random d00d: Wohooooo! High five!
Not-so-random penis: Right on! "slap"!

by Rody+sexy=body June 23, 2006

penis

a thing attached to a males body can vary in legnth and width.

there are many words for a penis including lossop trollop and smidget

by masta J May 13, 2005

penis

The genital of a man.

I sucked his long penis.

by M-E-Z February 9, 2003

penis

the thing i love most in this world

it makes me drip good smelling things

put that penis in that hole, right there, do you see it, come on aqueeze it in dont be a fagget

by hardcorecliche October 12, 2006

penis

the reason men go to war. they fight over whos dick is bigger. no duh nuclear weapons are shaped like em

ur mama has one

by hannah January 17, 2004

penis

a primitive, sexual device use to detect female spicies at long distance range.

*discorvery channel* "which one is sara? all the lions seem to look alike!" cried Simba
"just follow your penis!" said Scar

by mystikal_echo April 30, 2006