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pedifile van

Those big vans that are bigger then mini vans and have big windows in them with blinds. Also they can be just normal vans that look like crap and might also be know as a beaner van because it has a window gone and a plastic bag duct taped to replace it. The guy driving the van either has on a wifebeater, a mulet, untied boots with pant legs tucked into them, dark aviaters, a trench coat without a shirt underneath or a combination of.
Did you see that pedifile van? I was afraid somebody would jump out and rape me.

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Fucking vans, only pedifiles drive them.
by Teeta January 25, 2008
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pedigree

Personal identification collected by law enforcement when processing an arrested suspect.
The cops took my pedigree when I was taken to the precinct.
by Anthony Yochmann April 16, 2008
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Triple H just delivered The Pedigree on HBK's ass.
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pedify

Lawyer: This man pedified little Tommy.
Man: I did not pedify that kid!
by Attack of the Suck August 31, 2006
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pediaphile

One who suffers from a twisted, perverse love of wiki collaborations. Pinko commies argue that pediaphilia is a mental illness, but it is in fact an intentional, degenerate sin against the Holy Corporation. Contrary to popular opinion, it can affect both men and women, young or old. Signs of pediaphilia include excessive time spent on the Internet, interest in learning, improved writing skills, participation in non-profit activities, and the compulsize need to place brackets around major concepts. Pediaphiles tend to congregate online in places such as Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia, Encyclopedia Dramatica, and Urban Dictionary.

Should you suspect that a loved one is a pediaphile, you must immediately destroy that person's computer and rush him or her to the nearest Walmart. Demonstrate to that person the joy of materialism and capitalism by buying as many items as you can afford. Avoid buying any computers, as they may result in a relapse of the sickness. Be sure to reinforce the concept that all human interactions should involve greed, as we are taught by the Corporation.
The only things on the Internet are viruses, porn, copyright infringement, and pediaphiles. Congress should pass a law against it.
by Eidako July 21, 2008
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Peddie

An insult used in the slums of villages in rural South-West England. Used to imply that someone is ugly beyond all reason or actual belief. It is also used to say that someone is annoying and homosexual.
by Dave MacCormick May 10, 2005
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Pedding

A wedding ceremony where the groom and bride pets each other rather sexually in front of the altar while the priest is speaking.
Me: Did you see the pedding today? It was hot!

Friend: Yeah, I was in the back, jacking off. It was like a porn movie or something.

Me: ....

Friend: What?

Me: That's your sister, you sick fuck.
by JesterHat August 30, 2009
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