A non-existant place that, when written carefully, will look like Penis Land. Two websites take advantage of this visual effect:
www.penisland.com -- sells custom pens.
www.mypenisland.com -- sells suggestive apparel from the fictional Pen Island.
www.mypenisland.com -- sells suggestive apparel from the fictional Pen Island.
by Mark1 December 10, 2006
The act of leaving a pineapple and a pen together.
The pen vigorously shoves itself into the pineapple, waits 9 months and a pineapple pen pops out.
The pen vigorously shoves itself into the pineapple, waits 9 months and a pineapple pen pops out.
by Sweetpea306 October 03, 2016
by Sam June 19, 2006
During intercourse the female partner puts both her legs behind her head, the male partner then proceeds to pick the female up into the air vertically. In doing so creates one hundred percent penatration.
"yo, you hundo-pen that g last night?"
by Crawf JB Richie February 22, 2008
Mercedes Pens is what happens when you glue about 10,000 pens on a 1981 Mercedes Benz 300SD. Created by Costas "the Pen Guy" Schuler four years ago when the thought popped into his head first thing in the morning. He now wants to collect 1,000,000 old pens and make other works of art with them.
by mercedespens June 27, 2009
Not what you keep a cow in but a pen that looks like a cow. It also moos and shoot lazer vision in your eye from it's nose. Extremely annoying and you can buy them at the mall.
by cookiequeens December 24, 2009
The re-uptake of the pen you were just using into the stratosphere (or so it seems); when the pen you had manages do disappear without a trace from the face of the earth, to be found again long, long after you've given up (if ever)
"I was JUST writing notes with that pen, where the HELL did it manage to get to!?!?"
"Looks like you've just experienced pen evaporation, brah."
"Looks like you've just experienced pen evaporation, brah."
by FireHaze June 18, 2009