Perking

The act of pooping while jerking off

*gets call*

Sorry, I’ll call you back later, I’m busy perking.

by fummm September 4, 2021

Peating

Eating food while peeing (I.e multi-tasking)

Jim was in a rush so he resorted to peating, finishing his sandwich while taking a leak.

by Beetroot9191 January 11, 2022

Perking

When a person (probably male for hygienic purposes) jerks off while taking a shit.

Man I ate so much food on that date! She was so hot but I got rejected so badly, guess I'll be perking when I get home!

by RottenDeluxe April 29, 2022

Peating

Eating and living in a Ray Peat inspired manner.

I've been dabbling in cocaine and DNP, I'm on sort of on a hardcore peating kick.

by dragonlord1488 July 6, 2023

peking fuck

Sweetest, tenderest, most phenomenal sex with a Chinese person.

Susan: "So Gloria, was Cheng as nice as he looked?"

Gloria: "Oh God yes. The minute he laid his hand on my leg, we were in the back seat having a peking fuck."

by WrecktumDelight July 27, 2024

Peking

The outdated spelling of Beijing.

I went to Peking recently.

by manoftheweirdwords August 5, 2024

Pecking

Grinding a small animal (usually a bird) into a paste using a mortar and pestle and using the paste as lube to jerk off.

Jay: Did you see that homeless guy pecking?
Dave: Of course I did, I almost joined in.

by cutespeak March 13, 2024