panda girl

a sweet, nice (generally asian) girl who gives awesome hugs and is awesome is general. she the type of girl that is as close to perfect as perfect can get, she may have her flaws, but the pluses overlap the negatives by an infinite amount. a panda girl is smart, funny, super cute, and knows how to have a good time. panda girls are somewhat of an "endangered species" as few of them actually exist. a guy would be one lucky (expletive) to find and start a relationship with a panda girl as it would be a wonderful and fulfilling relationship. the kindness of a panda girl is unmatchable and is incomparable to anything that exists on this Earth. a panda girl is a fun-loving girl who gets her work done and is motivated by her man to do the best she can in all aspects of life. every guy should have a panda girl :-)

Dude 1: Hey, did you see that guy with the poofy hair?

Dude 2: Yea, what about him?

Dude 1: He's with a panda girl!

Dude 2: That lucky guy...I wish I had a panda girl...:-(

Dude 1: *sigh* me too...

by brytontiger January 14, 2009

panda

A close friend that you tell everything to. Someone that is warm and friendly and always makes you feel better, hence the name panda.

After a fight with my boyfiend i called my panda to ask what i should do.

by Amaka October 18, 2007

Amanda Panda

a nickname; a term of endearment for someone blessed to be named "Amanda." This nickname is usually given to someone who has an amazing family and fantastic friends and whose boyfriend adores her because of how fabulous she is.

Have you seen how gorgeous Amanda Panda's eyes are?

by Amanda Panda o.O January 26, 2011

Panda Swag

When a person who has swag has a super sweet demeanor, is easy to talk to, and likes to cuddle.

Guy 1: Man, that girl is so nice.
Guy 2: I know man, she's got panda swag.

Girl: You're such a a romantic.
Guy: I know, I've got that panda swag.

by blksuperhombre January 5, 2012

Water Panda (Aqueous pandias)

The Water Panda, also known by its scientific name (Aqueous pandias) is a rare indigenous creature known to reside in the small oasis of Umbrella Falls, Guyana. The Water Panda, to date, has only been seen 3-7 times in its natural habitat. The history of the Water Panda dates back to the beginning of time. Currently, there are 3 different species of aquatic pandas classified by the WPCP Water Panda Conservation Project. The fresh water panda, salt water panda and the aquatic polar panda. All of which share very similar characteristics. The Water panda mainly eats shoots and leaves but loves apples (only red ones) as well as watermelon push-pops and hate asparagus.

1. A Water Panda (Aqueous pandias) walked into a bar and went up to the barman and said: "I want an apple and watermelon push-pop, make it red and hold the asparagus." The barman took his order and the Water Panda went to sit down at a table. Soon, a waiter brought over the meal, the Water Panda ate it up, thanked, tipped the waiter and paid his bill.

All seemed normal until the Water Panda pulled out a gun from the depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the waiter dead.

The barman rushed over and said: "What the hell?!!! You just shot my friend!!!" The Panda calmly replied: "Do you know what I am?" "Of Course I do," the barman answered, "you're a Water Panda!" "Good," the Panda replied, "now go home and look me up in the dictionary." And with that, the Panda walked out of the bar.

The barman was a little unsure, but he was very eager to be enlightened on the subject of his friend's murder, so he went home to find his Urban dictionary and after a while he found 'Water Panda' and quickly read the definition...

WATER PANDA: 1. A badass black and white bear native to Guyana, Eats shoots and leaves.

by DFresh03 December 29, 2010

My Panda Shall Fly

My Panda Shall Fly (MPSF) is an American heavy metal band from Los Angeles, California, formed in 1962. MPSF rose to international fame in the 1980s and was ranked as one of the "Big Four of Thrash," along with Metallica, Slayer, and Anthrax, who were responsible for creating, developing and popularizing the thrash metal sub-genre.

My Panda Shall Fly is kinda the best band in da world.

by merryman November 25, 2010

padawan braid

in the epic movie series star wars jedi apprentice grew 1 sing braid of hair to symbolize their rank as an padawan. once a padawan's training was complete his master or a member of the jedi council would chop it off with their lightsaber symbolizing the completion of his training.

master: your training is complete.
(chops off padawan braid with lightsaber)
Padawan: thank u master

by Ad!X April 8, 2010