Patrick

A silly Billy with a small willy

Stop being a Patrick

by Jinx lol November 16, 2021

Patrick

Patrick is a sexy and fit alpha male man likes anyone with the name "mia". He thinks he is tall when in reality he barely scrapes the 5ft margin. He is very friendly and likes to play games. He is a pro e-sports athlete and always fails no nut november. He currently goes out with Orla quin and sends pictures of her tits to everyone. He is also built dif.

Patrick Smith is fat

by Eamonn fatphobic cunt November 9, 2021

Patrick

Patrick is an absolute amazing guy. Every girl ever would swoon over him, it’s a given. And they don’t swoon over his looks, oh no, it’s his amazing personality that hooks them. If you don’t get to know him, you’d probably think he is a nerd. Often, people call him ugly, too. But that personality? Those eyes? Even some guys would love to be with him!! (no homo) if your name is Patrick, and that’s why you are reading this, you need to know that YOU ARE ENOUGH! Patrick’s are often very insecure and not too confident, but damn, they sure do see the good side of everybody else! And sure he isn’t the stereotypical hot dude but honestly he is SO C U T E !!!!!! If you’re dating a Patrick, don’t forget to remind him that he means the world to you! He is so very loyal, caring, charismatic, and usually amazing at music, and writing, too.

(Girl one) that’s my boyf, Patrick.

(Girl 2) wtf!! He’s ugly!! He don’t deserve you sis.

(G1) Yeah, but he is so sweet! Trust me, I made a good choice

(G2) Yeah, I will see about that.

ONE WEEK L8R

(G2) DAMN SIS YOURE RIGHT HES SO PERFECT!! KEEP HIM!!

(G1) told ya!

by A girl in love!! UwU February 14, 2019

patrick

insanely fucking gay man. may swear he is not gay but he is

person: "hey patrick you are a fucking faggot 😺"

by faglover420 July 10, 2021

Patrick

A Guy who is smart and gay who like a girl name Risa
And Really annoying

Don't be gay like patrick

by WALETHEGAY March 31, 2019

Patrick

totally worth of respect for any reason, Patrick Delaney.

He is a true Patrick right there!

by Eidolen December 7, 2016

Patrick

Lord of the universe savior of all demons killer of all light and murderer of humans married to the goddess of death he's extremely handsome and his penis is the size of the statue of liberty he uses it to rape girls and destroy buildings

Did you see Patrick he was destroying buildings with his penis

by Carrie13245 June 6, 2019