Patrick

Noun - A shaft of Human cockmeat in the size range of 1.5 to 50 microns in length, or the width of Human hair. A Patrick is typically approximately 2 to 3 inches wide. Because of these dimensions, many nickname it a McPud.

"I'm so salty, I just found out my boyfriend has a Patrick!"
"Shiiit gurl, I'm so sorry to hear! You must be drivin' a salt truck right about now!"

Patrick by trevisna corbmeyer November 18, 2011

Patrick

A lying cheating snake, he will make you cry more than laugh and he just wants to get in your pants. He’s ugly but always gets what he wants with girls. Never trust him

Trinity: god Patrick is texting me again

Hannah: ew he is hitting me up too

Patrick by Bythat one May 24, 2018

Patrick

|ˈpatrik| noun
Six foot, one hundred and eighty pounds of unadulterated douche. For reasons of jealousy, he hates on precious princesses. This irrational hatred could also be attributed to his longing for a title that rates highly from an alliteration perspective. Patrick’s possesses a homoeotic demeanor, which, is expressed in the form of exaggerated hand gestures, strutting and twirling. Patrick can be seen prancing around his office sporting what some would deem ‘poor drag queen attire’ i.e. a plastic bag and grey wig combo. Unbeknown to onlookers, this embarrassing act is in fact a hunting ritual for spare cake.

“That one there, that's Patrick. He is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet.”

Patrick by Aimss December 16, 2013

patrick

my girlfriend's nickname for my penis

"Wow! Patrick is looking at me!"

patrick by gazmus December 15, 2008

Patrick

A rally awesome person that's good at everything and wil make the most loyal girls leave their boyfriends for him. Basically he's a beast and absolutely savage

Whoa man that guy sooooooo cool
I know fam he gets all the girls
What's his name
Patrick

Patrick by q1wsdefrtghyujkilo;p[ February 23, 2017

Patrick

Gay as fuck.

Patrick takes Wills millimeter Peter down his throat.

Patrick by I'm big boy March 6, 2018