Paris Hilton

What exactally did paris hilton do to become a "celebrity"? oh thats right, jack $hit. her makeup is horrible, and she looks like a sack of bones rattling around on the red carpet.

*in science class*
person 1: hey look at the skeleton model.
person 2: it looks like paris hilton, it just needs a buttload of eyeshadow on it.

by stranger June 10, 2004

Paris Hilton

You know, I read all these definitions, and in response to the people who say 'OMG ur all just jealous shes so hawt!!!oneone11!!!' I really don't find her the least bit attractive. She sucks at film-making and she's a skank.

Rabid teenybopper: OMG i worship paris everyones just jealous! LOL!!!1!1!!oneone!
Me: Dood she's a cheap skank.
Rapid teenybopper: no she isnt!!!1! LOL!!!
Me: How very intelligent.
Rabid teenybopper: i kno im lyk so smart!
Me: That was sarcasm you idiot!

by Darth Assclown August 31, 2005

paris hilton

biggest slut on earth

"shes so skanky shes like paris hilton in her new sex tape."

by greendaygrl17 January 5, 2005

Paris Hilton

Something that the media and the general public goes crazy over for no good reason. One of the many reasons why I weep for this nation.

Can Paris Hilton just go away?

by Jon April 14, 2005

Paris Hilton

an ungrateful, ludicrous, disgusting, unnatractive, bored and sexually active member of the "Hilton" clan. One of the heirs of the Hilton hotel fortune.

Paris Hilton stole a copy of her sex tape from a street vendor claiming her young fans "came by there all the time".

by Olive May 13, 2005

paris hilton

often checked in and out of

"Have you checked into the Paris Hilton lately?"
"Who hasn't"

by LINDAR May 30, 2006

Paris Hilton

Pure Evil Personified.

Do i really need to explain?

by Cheesebadger May 10, 2005