1 definition by spectaculartoefunk

1.(noun) A worthless lump of bones.
2.(noun) A hotel heiress with many more available "amenities" than the hotel in Europe after which she was named.
3.(noun) A rich, ignorant fool.
4.(noun) A media parasite.
5.(noun) A hamper full of dirty underwear.
6.(verb) To whore yourself free of charge.
(n)Sorry, but I can't come out today because I have to wash my paris hiltons.

(v)Last night I think I drank too much and went paris hiltoning all over town.
by spectaculartoefunk December 22, 2004
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