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A parisite is what Shane Dawson’s charechtor Paris Hilton often calls the veiwers of her vlogs. Not to be confused with “parasite” meaning an organism which feeds off of a host.
Paris: Alright my little Parisites, Its time for me to go.
Parisite by jjiscoolerthanyou July 13, 2011

Ego Parasites 

People who lookup their own names on Urban Dictionary and share it on social media to see if anybody gives a fuck.
They are similar to Ego Bacteria, which usually settle their grounds via posting multiple pictures of their breakfast, lunch, dinner, etc. But Ego Parasites are prone to be more immune to common sense than Ego Bacteria.
- What's the whole deal about everybody posting the definition of their names on Instagram?

- Just another wave of Ego Parasites, nothing new...

parasitic nematode 

Insect parasitic nematodes are small, round worms that complete part of their life cycle in insects. Several species can kill insects in this process, and some are marketed as a biological control agent.

The use of insect parasitic nematodes to control soil insects, including many turfgrass and Garden pests, has received increased attention in recent years. insect parasitic nematodes are also know as predator nematodes, beneficial nematodes or entomogenous nematodes. They are sold under such trade names as BioSafe, BioVector, Scanmask, Exhibit, Oti-Nem, and Guardian.
i used a parasitic nematode rinse on the soil to get rid of a pest infestation.
parasitic nematode by undernoticed October 26, 2009

parasites 

see woman,women,girls,females.
man: Im so exhausted from all the sex and hard work I do to please my woman and Im still broke becasue she is spending my money on worthless shit like new curtains.
woman: Im also giving it to your brother because he has no job so I employed him as my secret lover because he has a bigger penis than you.
man: Im gona get rid of you once and for all you little parasite.
woman: (playing the victim)stop choking me! help!
man: wow. now that my wife is dead I feel so much better. It's like I got rid of some parasites.

Parasitical Irritation 

Bradbury. Someone who extensivelys use the letters "lol" and "kk" in a serious situation.
Parasitical Irritation:

A-SWISS says:
lol oowww stroppy
A-SWISS says:
mind ur language i dont like swaring
A-SWISS says:
lo kk
A-SWISS says:
lol
Name of the man with the smallest penis on the planet. Much smaller than bgm.
Girl 1: His penis was tiny! Like, 8 Parasyte's.
Girl 2: Whoa, that's like 0.008 nanometers, right?
Parasyte by Parasyte January 28, 2003