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Parasite

Usually a female but can also be a male human being. Who are the worst life forms known. Thier character has no loyalty to either good or evil.A goddess is loyal to her god and vice versa, as well as a wife to a husband and a prostitute is to a pimp. Even a demon has loyalty to the Devil. The parasite has loyalty to only foolishness or childish behavior or self gratification and sexual impulses or substance abuse. And by all means will cross any line to make those things possible. A parasite goes through life unable to to do accomplish anything that takes time or dedication and focus. They are only concerned with with the false power that they think they are receiving from self sabotaging themselves as well as others. While simultaneously living in repeated patters of a constant never ending rotation of sexual partners and relationships that they become attached to until the host/sexual partner is either to weak or starts to fight against the low vibrating parasite and then they will quickly find another host.
She is beautiful on the outside but she is a parasite ,she will sleep with your friend or family member or arch rival just to get attention or simply because she is bored.
by Dr.Melindez January 1, 2023
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Parasitic acid

Parasitic acid is unknown and not many people know what it is, but here right now sitting my ass on my computer with Doritos residue on my fingers found out. Parasitic acid is actually found in every single gas station in existence and only is found in gas stations, it’s this weird green stuff called MTN DEW and it tastes like shit, and it’s the most toxic substance I’ve ever consumed like it’s truly phenomenal that such a product like this could even exist like there’s advertisement for this game called call of duty with this skeleton man on it like I just can’t stop drinking this but I hate it so much, but maybe it’s just that the feeling of my organs getting ruptured on the inside and my arteries getting clogged and internal bleeding going everywhere it’s just so magnificent.
Loser 1: hey wanna listen to Weezer while we drink parasitic acid aka Mountain Dew? Idiot 2: sure man I love getting sent to the emergency room!
by Myshoeisanuke February 21, 2023
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Parasite

A man who is clingy or possessive of his partner.
Jenny’s got a parasite and she couldn’t get rid of him!
by AntToeKnee Sapp May 3, 2023
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Parasitic Capacitance

Used as an excuse when practical results from electrical paraphernalia do not match theoretical expectations. Is also used as excuse for general problems.
The math states it should be 5.2 volts. But I am receiving a 512 V reading on multimeter. Must be parasitic capacitance.
by anonymous December 24, 2023
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parasitoid industry

Professionals such as Judges, lawyers, and court appointed Professional guardians who prey on the elderly and disabled for their own benefit not the wards benefit. A parasitiod insect is a preditor insect that once it attaches itself to the host it kills the host.
The attorney practices in the parasitoid industry where he petitions the court to deem the elderly incapacitated.
by MartiandCoz January 7, 2024
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parasitic shitdigger

An absolute nobody who looks for minor things to be upset about while taking advantage of others without contributing anything in return.
Person 1 is such a parasitic shitdigger.
Person 2: Yeah, he's useless.
by literal asshole August 2, 2024
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parasitic parasite

an individual who lives off someone that receives social security and or disability
there's Nick the parasitic parasite nurse made to the one legged lady
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by kramallan February 20, 2024
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