by Bob Prochko September 21, 2005

1. To shut up your paparazzi in an annoying way.
2. To shoosh someone's pap
3. To pap someone's shoosh
2. To shoosh someone's pap
3. To pap someone's shoosh
Dave: I am going to shut up your paparazzi in an annoying way tomorrow morning.
John: Well I am going to shoosh your pap!
Dave: Well, that's going to be a hard shoosh pap then.
John: Well I am going to shoosh your pap!
Dave: Well, that's going to be a hard shoosh pap then.
by Loltusci March 10, 2013

a gynocological device; or a diss
a bunch got stolen from a hospital in Pittsburgh, so that is reason for a diss.
a bunch got stolen from a hospital in Pittsburgh, so that is reason for a diss.
by Tex February 22, 2005

the sexual act of smearing pap (the traditional african food) onto the partners genitalia during intercourse to create justification for oral sex.
by CosmiClovers May 9, 2010

A term used when Jonathan Papelbon (Boston Red Sox) successfully completes a save or strikes out a significant batter.
1. Yankees got Pap-smeared last night, Ry, so sick.
2. (Voice of Jon Castiglione) "and the pitch...and A-Rod gets Pap-smeared!"
2. (Voice of Jon Castiglione) "and the pitch...and A-Rod gets Pap-smeared!"
by A Flesh June 10, 2009

What a female requires after there has been a lengthy amount of sexual activity without a pap smear.
Dr. Jackson: Okay, Quamilla. If you could just scootch down a little closer that'd be greeeat...oh! Oh my!
Quamilla: Doc, is they a prob all up in ma bumpin' tent?
Dr. Jackson: Oh no, everything is fine, Quamilla. Nurse Betty can you go get a rake, this one's going to need a Pap Scraping.
Quamilla: Doc, is they a prob all up in ma bumpin' tent?
Dr. Jackson: Oh no, everything is fine, Quamilla. Nurse Betty can you go get a rake, this one's going to need a Pap Scraping.
by Stephen Cummings June 11, 2006

My dog pooped on the floor so I rolled up a newspaper and gave him a good shoosh pap.
Get down here right now, or I'll shoosh your pap!
Get down here right now, or I'll shoosh your pap!
by Shooshpapper December 1, 2011
