Quick Joe

To perform a Quick Joe is to cum into a woman's mouth quickly while she is yawning, without her necesarrily being ok with it. Can be performed in public places to unknown wemen, which maybe be dangerous though.

Dayuum, listen to this : Joe quick Joe'd Jennifer last night! TWICE!

by Zappy Dawg September 28, 2008

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Quick pick

Longer version of QP, or Quick Pick (quick pickup); directed at someone who has no scruples, self respect, or common sense, and just wants to get laid.

Yeeeoooops, Davey on the Quick Pick!

by Kirk Davenport May 06, 2006

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quick slip

a person who masterbates, gets themselves "off", or the like

Wow, did you see that quick slip. Yeah, I can't believe that he was quick slipping in the bus stop next to that woman.

by a_person_who_cares August 07, 2005

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Quick Shave

Is a sexual act that involves a male with a female (or male) partner or multiple partners. The partner grabs the males penis ( or multiple peni) and proceeds to perform a shaving motion, quickly, on ones face, neck and head area (Similar to the Weedwhacker, which uses a circular motion) usually until ejaculation. The ejaculate helps to sooth the razor burn that accompanies the quick shave.

Helpful Male: "you look like shit dog! The gang shave is in an hour; you need a quick shave!"
Stubbly-Faced Man: "I just had one last night, but, okay! Let's try this again!"

Helpful Male unzips pants
Stubbly-Faced Male grabs penis and shaves vigorously
Stubbly-Faced Male: "All done. But I've got the razor burn!"

Helpful Male: "Here comes the goo!!! Ugh!"

by DismalPole852011 July 27, 2011

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