Macho Meal

Food that you eat just for the sake of saying you ate it.

Guy 1: I'm gonna get some double downs, you want any?
Guy 2: You know it's just a macho meal, you only need one.

by zao_89 April 19, 2010

Gas meal

When you're eating out a girl and she farts in your mouth

Man I was going downtown and got a gas meal.... it was nasty!!!

by Crazychris April 14, 2014

prepare the meal

To shave and clean your pussy if oral sex is on the menu for the night.

Well, I better go prepare the meal for Seth, I'm hoping he'll eat at the Y tonight.

Sorry Honey, I didn't prepare the meal. I'd rather we just fuck.

Can you believe Seth told me to prepare the meal next time? He said I didn't pass the finger test.

by One- Balled Man March 2, 2008

rollover meal

A meal eaten late at night that causes one to not be hungry enough to eat breakfast the next day. Can also be used to describe a large meal that would make one skip the next normal meal (i.e. big breakfast that doesn't make you hungry until dinnertime)

"Are you going to eat breakfast?"
"Nah, not hungry. Last night's burrito was a rollover meal."

by poweredbyh2o March 3, 2010

real meal

evander holyfield

He was the real deal until tyson bit his ear off, then became the real meal.

by xxmikeoxhugexx September 16, 2022

banquet meal

Wingsofredemption's favorite food besides Wendy's chili

"Did you see the Wing's stream last night?"
"Yeah, he spent over half an hour consuming a banquet meal!"

by TonightImAwake March 26, 2023

Raccoon Meal

Noun. An unabashed late-night meal, usually followed by extreme pleasure, then by regret and diarrhea. Image the shame on a raccoon’s face when you shine a light at it while ravaging through garbage. Then picture yourself eating Del Taco at 3am in bed, alone.

Miranda: After the bar we went back to his place. What’d you do?

Lisa: I drove to Del Taco and ordered four chicken soft tacos, two bean and cheese burritos, queso loaded nachos, and a Crunchtada.

Miranda: Wow looks like someone had raccoon meal!

by Bob Hsiao September 10, 2022