fiddling a loose one

when you give someone with whiskey dick a hand job to try to get it up, but of course, they have whiskey dick, so you can't get it up. so the penis just kind of flops around while you fiddle with it. the worst thing that can happen to a drunk and horny individual.
Girl 1: "Man, Casey had whiskey dick, so I was fiddling a loose one for a while"
Girl 2: "Dude that sucks...sorry you didn't get it in!"
by theOGfiddler69 September 24, 2017
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fiddle dee dee

Synonym for "Fuck" used to conceal vulgarity in presence of children, etc.
(After stubbing toe, etc) "Argh! F.. (Notices children in vicinity) F... Fiddle Dee Dee!
by Dam Helder October 18, 2007
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coal dust on the fiddle

Old-timey name for having an STD
Don't go after her, she's got coal dust on the fiddle.
by Long Neck Jones March 08, 2017
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World's smallest fiddle

An invisibly small violin played between the index finger and thumb for someone that whines about being a totally lame d-bag.
Guy 1: "Wow, I failed today's mid-term because I went to Julie's to do her homework last night instead of studying. Not to mention that when I finished her homework, she dumped me."

Guy 2: "Here, let me play you a sorrowful song from the world's smallest fiddle."
by thomaslgregoryjr January 12, 2010
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fiddle dick

1)an indescribable somewhat instramental-shape to ones penis usually pertaining to an asian.

2)a nickname for the coolest asian in the world
1)-OMG, i slept with wong-ti the other night, and that mother fucker had a fiddle dick!
-ew.

2)-"fiddle dick!!"
-"who is that"
-"only the coolest asian alive; Daniel Field. duh"
by asian's mama March 04, 2009
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piddle my fiddle

Brody didn't make me cum last night so I had to piddle my fiddle
by AutumnStorm December 04, 2015
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Fiddle fart assing

To waste time doing anything and everything other than what you're supposed to be currently doing.
You boys better quit fiddle fart assing around and finish your homework.
by Ratcliff Grove Warrior November 20, 2017
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