wander wand

typically a guy who is handsome but dumb, some may say a himbo, who beefs with 15-year-olds online.

oh looks that's a dumb guy who is beefing with a 15-year-old, must be wander wand

by bhahahahahanolmao July 20, 2023

eskimo wand

When you poop in a condom, then tie it off and freeze it turning it into a delightful frozen turd dildo.

I heard Tracy got a frosty orgasm from her Eskimo wand Dave made her for Valentine's Day.

by Emtrondon December 10, 2016

forgotten wand

when you lose your penis in a hogwarts bathroom

"Dude I woke up with a forgotten wand again"

by alfredo_cuck July 14, 2017

moon wand

a lingering fart

Erin, did you leave a moon wand in my car?

by LoughHicks. December 3, 2010

on the wand

when a female is having some personal time with her B.O.B (battery operated friend)

Sheila couldn't take a phone call right now as she was on the wand.

by tondalayashugundala November 18, 2009

wand of magic missile

The name of a penis of a nerdy friend.

“Wait is that a wand of magic missile in your pocket or is that a pencil.”

by Dune_fucker June 1, 2018

Delphox Wand

A nickname for a thermal lance or any super-hot cutting tool, inspired by Delphox’s blazing fire powers and magical staff-like appearance when going full sparkler. Capable of reaching temperatures up to 5400 degrees Fahrenheit (3000 Degrees Celsius), so high they can cut through steel like butter.

Used humorously among engineers, metalworkers, and Pokémon fans to refer to any extreme heat source that "casts fire spells" on metal.

"Pass me the Delphox wand, I need to slice through this rusty beam."

"That thermal lance is a Delphox wand—hot enough to vaporize almost anything."

"To show you the Power of the Delphox Wand... I cut a car in half!"

by ErPhox05 July 14, 2025