tour barnacle

v. to loiter at the edge of a tour group that you are not a part of in order to overhear, for free, the tour guide’s information

n. a person loitering at the edge of a tour group of which they are not a part

Let's tour barnacle that group looking at Michelangelo's David statue, the guide speaks English and I want to know why David's naked.

by Ephemerratic July 30, 2012

Euthanasia Tour

(noun)

1. When you take someone or something on a joy ride before leaving it or throwing it out.

2. When you take your soon-to-be ex out for a fun time before ending things.

I took Sadie out to her favorite coffee shop and we took a walk around the park for the euthanasia tour before I dumped her.

by slaydie December 30, 2021

Alcohol Tour

Noun
A journey to a destination conducted with the purpose of enjoying alcoholic beverages unique to that destination.

I'm planning to do an alcohol tour of California- brewpubs, wineries, and distilleries!

by AlcoholTourism April 24, 2013

Bride's tour

Taking the scenic route or going out of your way while driving, extending the duration of your drive.

There was a lot of traffic, so we took the bride's tour

by pem0488 April 6, 2019

dip tour

The act of loading all your stoned friends in your car and then visiting all the places you know of where there are big dips in the road or where you can "get air" with your car. This amuses the stoners and keeps them out of trouble.

After the pot circle, I loaded all the stoners in my car and we did a dip tour.

by Keturah November 20, 2009

Superannuation Tour

bands or singers such as Whitney Huston, Salt & Pepper, AC/DC and George Michael that perform again after a long stint off and think they still have it, tour again to raise some extra drug money for their retirement.

George Michael is all bloated and old when he came to Australia ... it's just another Superannuation Tour.

by Dylan-the-fish March 4, 2010

Tour Stink

The smell generated by a musician after a week or so on the road without washing the clothes that they have been constantly wearing.

"Dude, Angus really smells funky".

"I know - its at least a week's worth of tour stink"

by toroboy December 17, 2009