Whilst driving from North to South down the A1 late at night, Google maps suddenly pipes up with a recommendation for a ‘Better route’.
Sure, Google knows best right?
‘Accept’.
10 minutes later I’m swerving along dark, single-file country lanes through cow fields.
Quite liked the sense of companionship with the other cars around me that had obviously also taken the same G-tour without question.
Sure, Google knows best right?
‘Accept’.
10 minutes later I’m swerving along dark, single-file country lanes through cow fields.
Quite liked the sense of companionship with the other cars around me that had obviously also taken the same G-tour without question.
by Footoomch October 27, 2023
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George Michael is all bloated and old when he came to Australia ... it's just another Superannuation Tour.
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Get the monkeys-on-tour mug.A High tour is someone who plays a lot of MVM a game mode in team fortress 2 and can be described in 2 ways
The good meaning: A Nice guy who likes to help newer people to MVM with over 500+ tours under his belt
The bad meaning: A real dickhead who loves to ruin other peoples experiences in MVM which is why a lot of smaller tour players leave MVM early with over 500+ tours under his ass
The good meaning: A Nice guy who likes to help newer people to MVM with over 500+ tours under his belt
The bad meaning: A real dickhead who loves to ruin other peoples experiences in MVM which is why a lot of smaller tour players leave MVM early with over 500+ tours under his ass
(Good meaning) Gamer 1-Hey man you know that high tour we played with on 2 cities awhile back
Gamer 2-Yea what about him?
Gamer 1-well he warned me about some guy talking shit and just afk until he gets the loot just came to tell you to watch out for him.
(Bad meaning) Gamer 2-Hey I just ran into that asshole you were talking about and all he did was complain about the better people and waited for his loot
Gamer 1-I told you he was a cuck
Gamer 2-Yea what about him?
Gamer 1-well he warned me about some guy talking shit and just afk until he gets the loot just came to tell you to watch out for him.
(Bad meaning) Gamer 2-Hey I just ran into that asshole you were talking about and all he did was complain about the better people and waited for his loot
Gamer 1-I told you he was a cuck
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