a device used to consume large quantities of beer really fuckin fast. usually made out of a length of tubing and a funnel.
by dan the man December 14, 2003
A bong created from satans horn, featured in the film tenacious D the pick of destiny, arguably the best band in the world
It gives the user capabilities to wrtite songs beyond his capabilities
It gives the user capabilities to wrtite songs beyond his capabilities
by paulll October 24, 2007
To rub ones penis(usually during masturbation) which looks as if said one is cleaning a bong(device used to smoke drugs) until said one ejaculates.
by Ammo hog November 17, 2010
by jasonjonno May 06, 2008
Taking an overly powerful rip from the bong and consequentially having one's mouth area covered in bong water.
Specifically, when the bong water is old and has nasty shit floating around in it.
Specifically, when the bong water is old and has nasty shit floating around in it.
Bro 1: Damn dude that was a Huuuge rip... I think the biggest of my life yo...
Bro 2: And you got the bong beard to prove it.
Bro 1: Aw damn that shit's nasty
Bro 2: And you got the bong beard to prove it.
Bro 1: Aw damn that shit's nasty
by Captain Bongbeard December 03, 2013
"Safari bong" is a term used to describe packing the cone piece with bits of weed found all over the house/flat.
This can include: The floor, old baggies, scraping through ash and other spots where weed crumbs may fall. It gets the name "Safari bong" because packing a "Safari bong" is an expedition and most importantly an adventure. An adventure that may cause distress, damage, but most importantly.. gets you really high.
A Safari bong is not something that is NOT done for fun, but only when one is really desperate for a bong. We respect others that make Safari bongs and do not judge or discriminate the level of disparity one must have to create such a concoction. Always contribute to someones safari bong if you can.
This can include: The floor, old baggies, scraping through ash and other spots where weed crumbs may fall. It gets the name "Safari bong" because packing a "Safari bong" is an expedition and most importantly an adventure. An adventure that may cause distress, damage, but most importantly.. gets you really high.
A Safari bong is not something that is NOT done for fun, but only when one is really desperate for a bong. We respect others that make Safari bongs and do not judge or discriminate the level of disparity one must have to create such a concoction. Always contribute to someones safari bong if you can.
Bro: Dude what are you doing on your hands and knees?
Legend: Just getting together a Safari Bong, bro. All out of weed.
Bro: I've got some old crumbs in my drawer if you want to try and get those?
Legend: Thanks man, I'll check that after I get all this fluff out of the weed
Legend: Just getting together a Safari Bong, bro. All out of weed.
Bro: I've got some old crumbs in my drawer if you want to try and get those?
Legend: Thanks man, I'll check that after I get all this fluff out of the weed
by Benjiboi420 June 17, 2017
yo john pass the bong already you torched three nugs already
john: just one more
dave: what a bong hogger
john: just one more
dave: what a bong hogger
by mr.bigbud420 June 06, 2009