trunk omelette

A covid era term used when one forgets their reusable bags and has to put their groceries in their vehicle loose and has a long ride home

"Damn it honey, I forgot the reusable bags. Pretty sure we are gonna have a trunk omelette by the time we get home"

by Ian Vi. December 26, 2021

California Omelette

The California Omelette is the act of filling a squirt gun tank with vaginal discharge and smegma and using it to soak your enemies. Often times, urine is added to the mix to thin out the thick cheese-like discharges.

Tonya thinks she got away stealing my mans! Ima show that ho! Ima give her a California Omelette.

by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021

Arkansas Omelette

The Arkansas Omelette is the act of propping your girls ass open with a retractor, bending over with her forehead to the floor. Meanwhile, the dude cracks two raw eggs in there and the other ingredients to an omelet and he whips it up with a whisk (inside her) she tips over and lets it come out, she cooks it and they enjoy breakfast together.

Some freak offered Mindy $5000 for an Arkansas Omelette.

by Mega Hemroids July 23, 2023

Caviar Omelette

A violent Creampie. That’s it.

Aye bro, we went back to her place and I gave her a caviar omelette.

by DanoDaMano September 4, 2022

bacon omelette

When a pig cums in a frying with an egg and the jizz ege mixture is fried in vegetable oil

Hey Max? What what do you want to eat for breakfast?

A bacon omelette!

by gargantuanD June 24, 2022