When you pull a sick trick using oatmeal, like getting someone to say “thicker than a bowl of oatmeal” in court.
by Oatmeal trickster October 16, 2022
Get the Oatmeal trickmug. When you cream pie your favorite GILF after taking her to breakfast to catch the early bird special.
It was getting hot and heavy and then suddenly when she told me that I would be the beneficiary on her life insurance policy I oatmeal cream pied your granny. It was the best night of my life.
by Pete Camache June 25, 2025
Get the Oatmeal Cream Piemug. A horrid, vile creature, half woman, half troll. Despised by any who know her. This mythical creature speaks only in lies and lures others into her coven with promises of riches. Like most demons she lives to destroy what is good and pure. Usually the Oatmeal Hogan (called “Oatmeal face” by those who have survived interactions with her) lives a solitary unloved existence, but will leave the safety of the bridge she lives beneath to attack first responders or to attend packers football games.
How did that fire district get destroyed and all those people lose fire protection? Oh that’s right they listened to Oatmeal Hogans lies.
by Shade Pilcorn July 9, 2025
Get the Oatmeal Hoganmug. by DollFace07 March 17, 2023
Get the Oatmeal creampiemug. by Jak33333666 December 30, 2021
Get the Oatmeal Cornbreadmug. When you drift into a powerslide within Gran Turismo 3 A-Spec on the Playstation 2 and don't know the name of the action, so you name it after a grain.
Paul: Woah! How'd you get around my car? I've been in first the entire!
Rudd: I don't know... I guess I used the Oatmeal Maneuver.
Rudd: I don't know... I guess I used the Oatmeal Maneuver.
by SWNeph September 17, 2020
Get the Oatmeal Maneuvermug. A girl or guy who isn't fat, but a little bit chubby. Usually a healthy appearance that is attractive.
by Paulbigtoebunyon February 25, 2019
Get the Thick As Oatmealmug.