Numpty

A silly person who has done something stupid or funny

A lighter version of stupid, idiot, dumb

When Gary trips over the clearly obvious box in front of him, Shira would say "Oh what a numpty"

by BlueWatermellon September 2, 2019

Super Numpty

Someone who won't chip in for a meal when their sister lost £10 in the street, and they have at least £30 spare.

'Pay, you have loads of money man'

'Um...No?'

'Dont be such a Super Numpty'

by AntonymPsuedonymAntonym August 4, 2009

numpty

An idiot.
Usually used by british people.

Lea: I think I'm in love with Joe.
Sarah: but he's Kristens boyfriend! and she's your bestfriend!
Lea: Yeah, I know but who cares?
Sarah: oh, you are such a numpty.

by LesleyDianna April 30, 2012

Numpty

When ur ball sack sticks to the side of your leg. Especially bad when you shave your balls.

"Man I got a fucking Numpty going on!!"

by Devyonite March 29, 2014

Numpty

Logan paul after getting done by jj

Logan paul is a numpty

by Saddo1010 December 12, 2019

Numpty

a person who can't understand basic ideas, a "chump"

He is a right numpty

by detroitkicks June 17, 2022

Numpty

Silly, annoying and weird all in one. Its a friendly insult that should be taken as a joke

Wow Will you're such a numpty😂

by Tanqueesha March 2, 2019