Nincada

The Trainee pokemon. It is part Bug and part ground. It is probably part ground because it comes out of the ground. (From a blend of Ninja and Cicada).

Nincada has a very interesting path of evolution.

by Light Joker May 23, 2004

Nonce

British slang for a pedophile. Nonces usually sit at their laptols on discord all day or go out and stare at thirteen year old girls. Nonces usually all look the same, bald and fat middle aged men with a terrible haircut and sometimes grey hair to top it off. Nonces always get beat up in prison so if you're a nonce be prepared, you ain't getting out of there mate

Guy 1: Look at that nonce down the street

Guy 2: bro wtf, he's staring down Sophie

Guy 1: bruh ain't she a year 4

by Mistyman6 March 14, 2023

Nonathon

Nine and event

Nonathon night related to ninety years of celebration

by drpsj July 21, 2023

strokey nonce

pedo (prob named gavin or similar)

Person A: bruv your dads a twat u know
Person B shut up lad your dads a strokey nonce

by big ting n that July 19, 2019

Nonce

The second stage of being a dick. Between an asshole (1st stage) and cunt (3rd stage).

Person 1: I'm a clever kid who does my homework on the day it's due and the teacher's best friend.
Person 2: Fuck u. That's what makes you a god damn nonce.

by A-A 1 January 3, 2021

nonation

When you just can't work out what they are.

Girl 1 - I love Sean Paul, he's so sexy. Black guys really do it for me.

Girl 2 - Don't be stupid, he's asian. That's why I'm so attracted to him.

Girl 3 - You two have lost it, obviously he's white, black, cuban and asian. That's why all three of us are doing the triple tuppence tickle.

Boy - Clearly he's a nonation, however please continue.

by Rudy Van Longhorn January 17, 2008

nocable

TV with only an antenna.

I got nocable, so I only watch the basic channels on tv.

by erter May 28, 2008