Cat

Cats are known as mammals and some cats are crazy

I saw a cat

by Meerkatplayz July 28, 2016

Cat

Are in your dim sums

Asian: Did you cut up the cat and cook them in the dim sums, with the dogs

by Popechancey June 8, 2019

Cat

The look of a cute furry animal but the personality of an assassin

Dude did you see that cat?
Yeah it tried to kill us!

by Crazycatlady April 29, 2013

Cat

A demon in feline form which has successfully hacked natural selection by manipulating the dominant species. The most prevalent and destructive invasive species known to man, cats wreak havoc on songbird populations, ruin indoor air quality and kill humans with Toxoplasmosis and Bartonella infections worldwide. Prolonged exposure to their Toxoplasma bacteria will cause humans to lose their will and become cat thralls over time.

"My cat clawed my daughter's face off yesterday. It was her fault for moving so suddenly and thankfully the cat is ok."
- a cat thrall

by PooPoo Garbage LLC May 25, 2022

Cat

A cat is a very lazy animal that's mostly always grumpy. A cat is an adorable creature some times, because if you make a cat angry you won't want to be near it.😺

A cat is lazy, fluffy some times, angry, and adorable.😸😻

by Sonia✔ May 11, 2016

Cat

An awesome pet that has a lot of whiskers and a tail

Person 1: ME WOW!
Cat 1: Meow

by Justingraziano August 19, 2008

Cat

Referring to a vagina

I bet she has a real nice cat!

by CharlesBarn May 1, 2010