new jersey 

This state SUCKS. it smells. I live here, so i can say that. its gross. theres nothing to do. its not "urban" you cant walk ANYWHERE. i mean maybe compared to like pa. but please, they go to "the shore". the "shore" has no waves, heat, or cleanliness. its gross.

"Mom I don't feel good."
"Oh, we just entered New Jersey. It'll pass."
"EWW NEW JERSEY?!"

new jersey by kellllly July 26, 2006

new jersey 

1.The garbage state.
2.We have stupid accents
3.It called JERSEY!
4.We are too lazy to pump our own gas!

I am from new jersey and i hate it that is why instead of the garden it should be GARBAGE STATE!!!

new jersey by Native2NJ July 24, 2006

New Jersey 

A state filled with people whose income is derived from working in new york city .< fortunately, they do have really hot tacky girls >

people from new jersey come to new york for music, dance, culture, theatre, art, nightlife, work, etc. etc. ....

people from new york come to new jersey for newark international airport, ikea, football games or to be able to smoke in bars

New Jersey by imd14u2b January 24, 2007

New Jersey 

A state on the East Coast near New York City and Philadelphia. First off (this goes for all you New Yorkers), we are not called fucking JOIISEEYY. No not all of New Jersey looks like the Meadowlands. We have rich suburbs in Bergen County like Ridgewood, Woodcliff Lake, and Saddle River but we also have really ghetto places like Newark, Paterson, and Trenton. It is home to whites, latinos, blacks, and asians with no race really having a majority. Also, the Jersey Shore is nothing like the idiotic MTV show, and they're actually some of the funnest beaches around. New Yorkers think they're better because they're more "cultured" and "sophisitcated" while they live in 1 bedroom apartments and have never even been to New Jersey. No we are not all guidos and only some of us are even Italian. Every kid here gets a car at 17 and even though we have shitty weather at times, it is better than the boring ass weather in Seattle and LA.

New Yorker: Oh my gawd all those people from Joisy are so stupid and crazy, just like The Sitch, and Ron and Sam.

New Jerseyan: Um no actually no one is like that and I'm not even Italian. By the away is everyone from New York ugly and a bad driver?

New Jersey by ecal29 October 9, 2011

new jersey 

a state that wishes it were new york. most people from new jersey work in manhattan island.

new jersey: yeah, we kick ass! new york sucks!
NY: you don't kick ass, you smell like ass. big difference.

new jersey by Denia May 11, 2006

New Jersey 

Q: Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

A: Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

New Jersey is the "garden state", where the fuck are the gardens??? If you live on the border of New York/New Jersey and you can operate a car, you are FUCKED ! Whoever is smart enough to give these people license FUCK YOU! Because I promise that everyone drives at least 20 miles per hour below the speed limit. My overall consensus is New Jersey needs :
A) A shit load of frebreeze
B) A few buildings taller than 100 ft.
C) Better bitches on the beaches
D) All of the Above

The correct answer is :

FUCK NEW JERSEY

"Holy shit Brian did you see that Jersey girl?"
"Oh you mean that hooker?"

"Dude, you smell like shit. Did you take a shower today?"
"Yea, but then I went through New Jersey."

New Jersey by fuckthemotherfuckinnj July 3, 2009

New Jersey 

New Jersey is an awesome place to live, the best in the entire country. Not at ALL like it is on Jersey Shore. Hell, Jersey Shore isn't even filmed in New Jersey!
Fact: We say 'yo' and 'fuck' A LOT. Most people add 'yo' in every sentence. In fact, I find it weird when people don't.
Fact: We are fast drivers. People not from New Jersey think we're insane, crazy drivers but in Jersey, we all know that 60 mph REALLY means 80.
Fact: Practically everyone famous lived here at one point. (Think: Bruce Springsteen, David Tyree, Queen Latifah, Anne Hathaway)
Whitney Houston lived a block down from my dad when she was younger. Meryl Streep lived two blocks down from where we live now (she doesn't live there anymore, but still). Buzz Aldrin went to my middle school AND high school. Christina Ricci went to my high school. And Stephen Colbert and his family go to the same church as me.
New Jersey kicks ass. Deal with it.

New Jerseyan: Yo, let's go down the shore.
Other New Jerseyan: Fuck, yeah!

New Jersey by Jersey Gurls April 14, 2012