nerf ball head

when your head feels fuzzy and soft due to a head cold

This cold is brutal; I have nerf ball head.

by Godiva Goddess November 9, 2015

nerf hurdlin turd burglar

nerf hur·dlin' turd bur·glar
(nûrf hûrdlin tûrd ˈbərglər/)
noun

One who hurdles nerfs and burgles all available turds.

Ex. "OMG, give that back you little nerf hurdlin turd burglar!!!"

by lil-nugget January 22, 2014

Nerf Sword

Mr. Dec's sword used in Halo 2 that is unable to kill anyone.

Further see other nerf weapons he has used.

"Damnit i just hit you with my sword! WTF its a fucking nerf sword it cant kill shit and my friggin nerf greands dont do anything!"

by boo sloo whore and a half December 30, 2004

Shwatting the nerf

Whilst being asked lots of questions

by her children, Mum would often use this answer "I'm shwatting my nerf", which meant she was busy doing nothing.

Gill Coop of Warwickshire.

"What are up to Mum / Granny" asked the children.
I'm "Shwatting the nerf" she replied.

by Derrick & Brian Coop December 19, 2023

Nerf-Cat

A simple reply to a comment about a happening that you do not care about, does not affect you,however; saying I dont care would hurt the other persons feelings.

Meip: hey i finally got my new macbook
Brad:(thinking how this dosent really matter) nerf-cat...
Meip: oh...ok...(changes subject)

by B-rad Beatz July 29, 2011

Nerf

Either a dope as hell toy company or a character having their power level go down in a videogame

Man 1: yo bro I got that new nerf
Man 2: they gotta nerf that frfr
Man 1: ikr

by Tyler_Kirby May 30, 2024

Nerfing

The action of gasket Stacking when two butt holes create a suction like sound.

John and Mary were gasket Stacking when their buttholes created nerfing.

by BeechDaddyFresh November 21, 2021