nerf ball head

when your head feels fuzzy and soft due to a head cold

This cold is brutal; I have nerf ball head.

by Godiva Goddess November 9, 2015

nerf hurdlin turd burglar

nerf hur·dlin' turd bur·glar
(nûrf hûrdlin tûrd ˈbərglər/)
noun

One who hurdles nerfs and burgles all available turds.

Ex. "OMG, give that back you little nerf hurdlin turd burglar!!!"

by lil-nugget January 22, 2014

Nerf Sword

Mr. Dec's sword used in Halo 2 that is unable to kill anyone.

Further see other nerf weapons he has used.

"Damnit i just hit you with my sword! WTF its a fucking nerf sword it cant kill shit and my friggin nerf greands dont do anything!"

by boo sloo whore and a half December 30, 2004

Needs to be nerfed

Used when something/someone is awesome in any way.
Originates from the gaming world (nerfing e.g. a weapon = making it weaker or less overpowered).

Strawberries need a nerf so badly!
Why is he so funny? He needs to be nerfed.

by Frankie Fusilli November 20, 2021

Nerf Bars

Steps to add-on to your jacked up truck so people can easily get into it.

"She had to use my nerf bars to get into my truck!

by J.R. the monster October 9, 2016

nerf gun waterfalls

Diarrhea squirting out HARD

More into detail what nerf gun waterfalls is: You know how water squirts out of water guns? Well now the hole were the water squirts out is your butthole except now shooting out powerful diarrhea.

“ dude fuck, I just had some nerf gun
waterfalls in my grandmas toilet! It’s so messy and smelly AF! Bro my grandma is gonna die like twenty years earlier because of this smelly ass!”

by Hey bob yo yo boy March 18, 2019

nerf

nerd + surf = nerf

Getting into a subject really deep on the web.

I really nerfed about hairdos last night. I didn't fall asleep before 3...

I nerf a lot on basically every subject I come across. Terfing is one of the best ways of spending time nerfing.

by Terfman February 24, 2018